{"author_link":"\/author\/ianh\/","author_name":"ianh","author_uid":"1496","comments":[{"author_name":"Don_Martinez","author_uid":"55789","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:23am","epoch":1440386280,"text":"I smell multiplayer?"},{"author_name":"Sadale","author_uid":"56750","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:49am","epoch":1440391440,"text":"Is this your first game?  Please let it be your last."},{"author_name":"ghostlyguru","author_uid":"56643","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:19am","epoch":1440393240,"text":"Ugh."},{"author_name":"kaitokidi","author_uid":"42118","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:20am","epoch":1440393300,"text":"Well that was certainly... something."},{"author_name":"kaitokidi","author_uid":"42118","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:23am","epoch":1440393480,"text":"meh"},{"author_name":"NickFrushour","author_uid":"42103","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:29am","epoch":1440393840,"text":"what garbage."},{"author_name":"qkerguelen","author_uid":"50295","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:51am","epoch":1440395160,"text":"Where is the game here?"},{"author_name":"bodsey","author_uid":"3672","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:53am","epoch":1440395280,"text":"Holy crap."},{"author_name":"Itay2805","author_uid":"49705","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:57am","epoch":1440395520,"text":"nothing fun about this"},{"author_name":"markoburzan27","author_uid":"54919","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:58am","epoch":1440395580,"text":"lol"},{"author_name":"Itay2805","author_uid":"49705","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:59am","epoch":1440395640,"text":"Ok..."},{"author_name":"Graham Weldon","author_uid":"5709","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:07am","epoch":1440396120,"text":"Just stop making games."},{"author_name":"filiph","author_uid":"42061","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:20am","epoch":1440396900,"text":"holy crap"},{"author_name":"filiph","author_uid":"42061","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:21am","epoch":1440396960,"text":"I'm a sad monster now."},{"author_name":"greysphere","author_uid":"22521","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:30am","epoch":1440397500,"text":"don't waste your time with this junk"},{"author_name":"dkdwrek","author_uid":"45328","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:44am","epoch":1440398340,"text":"Anyone planning on playing, feel free to skip this one."},{"author_name":"Jezz0r","author_uid":"55603","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:45am","epoch":1440398400,"text":"There's literally nothing there..."},{"author_name":"chongyukwai","author_uid":"56793","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 12:16pm","epoch":1440418260,"text":"this &quot;game&quot; is really terrible"},{"author_name":"Daniel X. Moore","author_uid":"2816","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:10pm","epoch":1440428700,"text":"how do you live with yourself"},{"author_name":"Daniel X. Moore","author_uid":"2816","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:18pm","epoch":1440429180,"text":"It looks like the real monster is CSRF... this is a potentially serious issue, but thanks for bringing it to light in a fun way! I hope you disclosed it to the webmaster!"},{"author_name":"Shina69","author_uid":"58059","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 12:43am","epoch":1440463080,"text":"This took you 48 hours to make? What an amazing waste of time."},{"author_name":"KPapaGeorge","author_uid":"55235","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 12:54am","epoch":1440463740,"text":"doesn't even work"},{"author_name":"KPapaGeorge","author_uid":"55235","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 12:55am","epoch":1440463800,"text":"10\/10\r<br\/>No bugs or glitches"},{"author_name":"BlockyFish","author_uid":"40757","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 1:17am","epoch":1440465120,"text":"Holy crap."},{"author_name":"kempy","author_uid":"51539","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 1:41am","epoch":1440466560,"text":"Please never make another video game."},{"author_name":"Sichuan","author_uid":"7218","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 1:57am","epoch":1440467520,"text":"This is pathetic."},{"author_name":"JonathanG","author_uid":"11515","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:01am","epoch":1440467760,"text":"Low-effort and uninspired.  We don't need any more &quot;games&quot; like this."},{"author_name":"alexco12","author_uid":"38669","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:01am","epoch":1440467760,"text":"The game was stuck on &quot;loading&quot; screen"},{"author_name":"petersmyth","author_uid":"58118","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:11am","epoch":1440468360,"text":"This left a pretty bad taste in my mouth.  Shameful."},{"author_name":"excaliburjs","author_uid":"38404","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:21am","epoch":1440468960,"text":"I've seen hundreds of games just like this before."},{"author_name":"mrcdk","author_uid":"25271","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:31am","epoch":1440469560,"text":"lmao"},{"author_name":"SigmanZero","author_uid":"50342","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:44am","epoch":1440470340,"text":"Why.  Just... why."},{"author_name":"nicksantan","author_uid":"55747","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:00am","epoch":1440471300,"text":"the game needs some better graphics"},{"author_name":"Crosstales","author_uid":"32967","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:19am","epoch":1440472440,"text":"you are an awful person"},{"author_name":"KBF123","author_uid":"52084","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:26am","epoch":1440472860,"text":"There's literally nothing there..."},{"author_name":"KBF123","author_uid":"52084","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:27am","epoch":1440472920,"text":"Amazing"},{"author_name":"Awpteamoose","author_uid":"21326","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:35am","epoch":1440473400,"text":"why... just why"},{"author_name":"Awpteamoose","author_uid":"21326","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:36am","epoch":1440473460,"text":"What a game."},{"author_name":"Geckoo1337","author_uid":"35835","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:38am","epoch":1440477180,"text":"This is really embarrassing."},{"author_name":"Geckoo1337","author_uid":"35835","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:40am","epoch":1440477300,"text":"Hilarious. Five stars for the humor. Thank you ++"},{"author_name":"twistedshield","author_uid":"33860","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 6:28am","epoch":1440483780,"text":"Easily the worst game of LD33."},{"author_name":"Caspila","author_uid":"45038","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 8:00am","epoch":1440489300,"text":"haha you call this a game?"},{"author_name":"Caspila","author_uid":"45038","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 8:03am","epoch":1440489480,"text":"Wellll.. actually, a bunch of people posted monstrous comments, so... i'm not so sure it's that bad. was kinda interesting actually"},{"author_name":"Caspila","author_uid":"45038","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 8:36am","epoch":1440491460,"text":"took me a while to understand the game, had to change my rating!"},{"author_name":"dhargan","author_uid":"19378","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 11:07am","epoch":1440500520,"text":"totally pointless"},{"author_name":"dhargan","author_uid":"19378","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 11:07am","epoch":1440500520,"text":"no."},{"author_name":"Leopoldine","author_uid":"56916","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 12:33pm","epoch":1440505680,"text":"Huh ?"},{"author_name":"rattower","author_uid":"51350","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:09pm","epoch":1440511440,"text":"Well, I guess you just wasted your weekend"},{"author_name":"bakpakin","author_uid":"29055","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:29pm","epoch":1440512640,"text":"This is terrible, even for a first game"},{"author_name":"bakpakin","author_uid":"29055","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:29pm","epoch":1440512640,"text":"..."},{"author_name":"Maxi and The Gang","author_uid":"3968","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:13pm","epoch":1440515280,"text":"You aren't very good at this, are you."},{"author_name":"Maxi and The Gang","author_uid":"3968","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:16pm","epoch":1440515460,"text":"I don't know what to comment!"},{"author_name":"Team Luminous","author_uid":"38608","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:16pm","epoch":1440515460,"text":"wtf..."},{"author_name":"Zupoman","author_uid":"34292","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:17pm","epoch":1440515520,"text":"lacks any positive qualities whatsoever"},{"author_name":"Team Luminous","author_uid":"38608","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:19pm","epoch":1440515640,"text":"This game changed my life. I am now a monster. SWAT is on the way here. 0\/0"},{"author_name":"Darius","author_uid":"28093","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:56pm","epoch":1440521460,"text":"Next time you have a dumb idea, just keep it to yourself."},{"author_name":"Pickens Inc.","author_uid":"25346","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:07pm","epoch":1440522120,"text":"haha you call this a game?"},{"author_name":"Pickens Inc.","author_uid":"25346","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:09pm","epoch":1440522240,"text":"Immersive story, gameplay is heavily lacking.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>You're a funny guy. This is really worth my time."},{"author_name":"ChrisFagan","author_uid":"46551","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:28pm","epoch":1440523380,"text":"You should be ashamed of yourself."},{"author_name":"ChrisFagan","author_uid":"46551","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:28pm","epoch":1440523380,"text":"Well...that was interesting..."},{"author_name":"kempy","author_uid":"51539","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:05pm","epoch":1440529200,"text":"you are an awful person"},{"author_name":"kempy","author_uid":"51539","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:06pm","epoch":1440529260,"text":"Lolol."},{"author_name":"UntitledQ","author_uid":"12291","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:16pm","epoch":1440529860,"text":"This is pathetic."},{"author_name":"UntitledQ","author_uid":"12291","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:36pm","epoch":1440531060,"text":"I see what you did there... ( \u0361&deg; \u035c\u0296 \u0361&deg;)"},{"author_name":"kfarwell","author_uid":"55003","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 9:17pm","epoch":1440537120,"text":"Wow, you call this a game?"},{"author_name":"Kep","author_uid":"24452","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 9:36pm","epoch":1440538260,"text":"There is literally nothing good about this game."},{"author_name":"Komradus","author_uid":"11076","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:07pm","epoch":1440540120,"text":"this is idiotic"},{"author_name":"Komradus","author_uid":"11076","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:09pm","epoch":1440540240,"text":"Of all the games I've seen, this is definitely one of them. I was surprised by it, so points for that."},{"author_name":"corupta","author_uid":"54528","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 11:16pm","epoch":1440544260,"text":"There's literally nothing there..."},{"author_name":"corupta","author_uid":"54528","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 11:20pm","epoch":1440544500,"text":"Hahaha awesome idea :D"},{"author_name":"Slapunas","author_uid":"3215","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:09pm","epoch":1440594240,"text":"What is even supposed to be happening here?"},{"author_name":"Slapunas","author_uid":"3215","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:10pm","epoch":1440594300,"text":"Best game ever! Put it on steam!!!"},{"author_name":"Grouflon","author_uid":"14480","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:10am","epoch":1440673500,"text":"Wow, you truly have no shame."},{"author_name":"Grouflon","author_uid":"14480","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:59am","epoch":1440676440,"text":"You're a terrible person."},{"author_name":"Team Luminous","author_uid":"38608","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 10:59pm","epoch":1440716040,"text":"If you want to make an actual game, you'll have to try a little harder."},{"author_name":"undefinist","author_uid":"35189","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 11:16am","epoch":1440846660,"text":"I'm not sure what to say.  What little &quot;graphics&quot; there are are terrible, and I can't even get into the game.  It's not clear what you spent 48 hours doing."},{"author_name":"mcccclean","author_uid":"56161","time":"Aug 30, 2015 @ 3:06am","epoch":1440903660,"text":"Oh my is this terrible"},{"author_name":"JonathanG","author_uid":"11515","time":"Sep 12, 2015 @ 7:23am","epoch":1442042280,"text":"What have I become?"},{"author_name":"ChimeraAnt","author_uid":"57641","time":"Sep 13, 2015 @ 1:42am","epoch":1442108220,"text":"Did you even make this yourself?"}],"images":["ld33\/1496-7b9436b888d7f797388c730c5aedd564.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/ianhenderson.org\/ld33\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"7766","g_author":"1496","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"7799","g_title":"Click Here to Become the Monster","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"964","g_commentcount":"79","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/1496-shot0-1440376387.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This is a game where you actually become a monster!  No keyboard inputs needed, just click with the mouse.\r\n\r\nNo spoilers in the comments, please!\r\n\r\n","title":"Click Here to Become the Monster"}