The Thoroughly Examined Life of Forest Animals is a brief, incredibly functional text adventure (Editor's note: apparently it's barely functional at all right now. Our programmers are pretty busy unfortunately, but we still hope to find time to fix the game and make it more playable. Sorry!) about a quasi-Italian burnout and an enlightened North American brown bear's desperate attempt to revitalize Forest politics. It is, in a word, "mhm".

This is the tentatively named UUUFC's first game. These are some of the things that happened throughout the 3-day development process: * The developers ordered Domino's * The Lead Writer showered 6 times * The Head Programmer showered twice * The developers promised themselves they'd get drunk as skunks * They did not get drunk as skunks * We took a look at those hands * We both "pulled up" and "let's go'd" * The All-rounder did way more than he gave himself credit LS