Old Roger is walking his dog across town to get some groceries. That would be a rather harmless adventure if his head wasn't a nuclear bomb.

CONTROLS:

• Move the dog around with WASD or the arrows keys.
• That's it!

The "heat" is computed from Old Roger's acceleration. Do not stress the leash too much, run the dog into him, or cause a car crash: all of this will cause Old Roger to fall down, in a rather energetic way.

There are native uploads for Windows/MacOS/Linux alongside the web version, in case that doesn't work for you.