Unexpected Growth by Crowbeak

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made by Crowbeak for LD34 (COMPO)
Between being out of town and mentoring a friend through his first Ludum Dare, I only had time to throw something silly together.

This has no pictures, only words (made in Twine), but it's kinda crass. There's nothing actually sexy in there, but I marked it NSFW anyway.

Ratings

Coolness 53% 3
Overall 3.00 673
Fun 2.97 617
Humor 3.74 60
Mood 2.87 554
Theme 3.61 578

Feedback

amras0000
14. Dec 2015 · 00:46 UTC
Here's a log of an issue that showed up:

You startled her.(if:)'s 1st value is the number 0, but should be a boolean.► She jumps, turns, and asks how she can help you.There's nothing before this to do (else:) with.►.. TWICE. She jumps, turns, and her eyes grow wide as her gaze falls to your now porn-legend-sized penis.

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otherwise, there's a much larger array of options than I'd expect to see, but you sort of paid for that with the choices not really being consequential (I'm not wearing underpants > I'm not wearing Pants > game says "and yet you wear underpants?")
demogorgon
14. Dec 2015 · 00:48 UTC
I'm still not sure what I just played but it was glorious.
🎤 Crowbeak
14. Dec 2015 · 07:13 UTC
amras0000: Thank you! Some friends noticed that, but I was showing them at a conference via my phone and didn't have FTP access to fix it. xD It should be good now!
GAFBlizzard
14. Dec 2015 · 11:12 UTC
That was pretty unexpected in multiple ways. I never got a good end. :(
hissssssssss
14. Dec 2015 · 14:53 UTC
"I...what?" sums it up perfectly, on the very first screen.

Some cringeworthy description in here, but I suppose that's the point! This would be a very inconvenient problem in real life...
NidzaKornjaca
15. Dec 2015 · 03:03 UTC
Ah crap, I got stuck in someones magical realm again. Well this was weird.
fullmontis
15. Dec 2015 · 16:58 UTC
Well, it is pretty hard to write a comment about this game. Let's say that it is quite unexpected.
TomenLuca
15. Dec 2015 · 20:47 UTC
This was certainly an experience. A very bold and creative use of the theme Growing. I liked it a lot for all its sillyness.
davisan
16. Dec 2015 · 04:29 UTC
Lol, it was pretty funny!! :D
CMG
16. Dec 2015 · 23:29 UTC
Kind of an off-kilter comedy-horror story. Well, it's structured like horror but told as straightforward comedy. And I guess it is body horror no matter how you slice it. Your body doing something beyond your control. Something other people don't want to take seriously. I appreciate strange games like this!
marod
17. Dec 2015 · 13:25 UTC
This was... unexpected but I lost my shit when I clicked in the pennis inch.
EternalCastleStudio
17. Dec 2015 · 13:35 UTC
This game is perfect. A real joke-game :-)
candlesan
18. Dec 2015 · 09:35 UTC
Cute Star Wars tie in, nice timing :)
SayRafon
18. Dec 2015 · 13:27 UTC
well, okay ^^'
Dianouille
18. Dec 2015 · 14:03 UTC
II think using penis it's a easy way too make it fun. But, hey, it's still fun, so I think that is not so bad. Good job ! May the Force be with you !
felilix
20. Dec 2015 · 10:31 UTC
Haha just when you thought you'd played everything, playing as a man with a growing penis game shows up. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
🎤 Crowbeak
21. Dec 2015 · 08:01 UTC
Hey! I was very careful not to specify the player's gender!
Muel
25. Dec 2015 · 06:36 UTC
I found a way to beat your game.
If my penis is growing cause I'm a Jedi, then I just became a Sith!

Good thing, my penis shrunk.
Bad thing, I'm an eunuch now.

Doesn't matter, had Force.
🎤 Crowbeak
26. Dec 2015 · 00:57 UTC
That's what I call thinking outside the boxers!
Christina Nordlander
27. Dec 2015 · 17:26 UTC
Very silly, but I understand that it's due to the circumstances.

Well... I like Jedi, and the ending is pretty effective. Not very memorable, for better or for worse.
Tapehead
01. Jan 2016 · 12:36 UTC
LOL!!! this is a very nice entry!
GeorgeBroussard
04. Jan 2016 · 17:25 UTC
That entry was longer than I thought it was :)