{"author_link":"\/author\/warxen\/","author_name":"Warxen","author_uid":"57675","comments":[{"author_name":"Ogniok","author_uid":"39370","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:54am","epoch":1450169340,"text":"It made me feel hungry, but I won't let you down. No burgers shall be eaten by my condemned soul."},{"author_name":"Reccy","author_uid":"41489","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 2:29pm","epoch":1450275840,"text":"Cool little game, but if you keep jumping to the right you can never lose. Maybe you should lose as soon as the fat bar fills up?"},{"author_name":"Hot Box Games","author_uid":"39707","time":"Dec 19, 2015 @ 12:08am","epoch":1450483380,"text":"Dude I'll be honest that giraffe is terrifying. No bugs and nicely rendered."},{"author_name":"Masuno","author_uid":"17848","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 12:12am","epoch":1450656420,"text":"What.\r<br\/>Did.\r<br\/>I.\r<br\/>Just.\r<br\/>Play.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>P.S. A way to exit the game from the &quot;You Lose&quot; screen would be nice. Unless I just missed out on something. :D"},{"author_name":"Pandaman3D","author_uid":"62415","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 12:15am","epoch":1450656600,"text":"This giraffe will give me nightmares! D: But fun :P"},{"author_name":"nihilaleph","author_uid":"49665","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 1:06am","epoch":1450659660,"text":"Pro:\r<br\/>+ Interesting \/ Weird concept\r<br\/>+ Animations and graphics are nice\r<br\/>Con:\r<br\/>- No way to lose\r<br\/>Obs:\r<br\/>o Giraffe is so weird &gt;.&lt;\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Great job!"}],"images":["ld34\/57675-8971918a591012728db7da6d0e81dd00.jpg","ld34\/57675-83e18b89b08f792850e65ac17ab08b80.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/kajgies.itch.io\/burger-run","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"6567","g_author":"57675","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"6617","g_title":"Burger Run","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"6","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57675-shot0-1450147351.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57675-shot1-1450147351.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Get fit and avoid burgers.","title":"Burger Run"}