{"author_link":"\/author\/prash\/","author_name":"Jonah3000","author_uid":"57339","comments":[{"author_name":"Gins","author_uid":"33074","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 7:00pm","epoch":1450292100,"text":"The &quot;web&quot; link links right back to ludumdare.com?"},{"author_name":"emanvidmaker","author_uid":"64510","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 7:43pm","epoch":1450294680,"text":"9999999999999999999999999999999\/10 gin"},{"author_name":"Krafty","author_uid":"60548","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 8:34pm","epoch":1450297740,"text":"what is this? it doesnt seem to work, it just links to ludumdare.com"},{"author_name":"Jonah3000","author_uid":"57339","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 12:31am","epoch":1450311960,"text":"Sorry it now works problem with the uploading process!"},{"author_name":"Jonah3000","author_uid":"57339","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 3:38am","epoch":1450323180,"text":"UNfortunately there's no web player version but feel free try the OSX and Windows versions!"},{"author_name":"ambi","author_uid":"31451","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 6:27am","epoch":1450333320,"text":"The graphics are brilliant. I'm not sure what kills me though. The camera angle also blocks my view of incoming objects. Finetune the gameplay a bit and this is a great entry."},{"author_name":"Aerohand","author_uid":"54900","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 6:27am","epoch":1450333320,"text":"well the camera is too low to see the obstacles ahead, which make the game kinda unplayable.\r<br\/>and i played several times im pretty sure the collision box of those tentacles is way too large.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>beside those, i like the audio pretty much, it scared me at the beginning..."},{"author_name":"fafastudio","author_uid":"51600","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 7:53am","epoch":1450338480,"text":"I didn't understand a word of the speech x) \r<br\/>\r<br\/>It was way too ambitious in my opinion for a short term competition ^^ \r<br\/>\r<br\/>The two button thing was here, and the graphics were nice though"},{"author_name":"NirabazGAMES","author_uid":"65891","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 9:01pm","epoch":1450385760,"text":"beutuful art"},{"author_name":"Hot Box Games","author_uid":"39707","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 11:46pm","epoch":1450482060,"text":"Ooooh nice graphics!"},{"author_name":"michidk","author_uid":"38416","time":"Dec 24, 2015 @ 1:42am","epoch":1450921020,"text":"Weird game, reminds me of Temple Run, but it's good! :D"}],"images":["ld34\/57339-6e182ddbf23268ee6966fc7ba63232f0.jpg","ld34\/57339-e3c54e0346950b5c30bb31b65e12d0d5.jpg","ld34\/57339-d1cb3023f507daf7d6abf44e493ebf3f.jpg","ld34\/57339-0549dd8092bf1736b7dff7fe8fc64148.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/prash.itch.io\/jonah-3000?secret=nDeseU2v83YX08rimbLRU8Gsjj4","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/prash.itch.io\/jonah-3000?secret=nDeseU2v83YX08rimbLRU8Gsjj4","text":"OS\/X"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"6535","g_author":"57339","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"6649","g_title":"J.O.N.A.H. 3000","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"692","g_commentcount":"11","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57339-shot0-1450312177.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57339-shot1-1450312177.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57339-shot2-1450312177.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/57339-shot3-1450312177.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"J.O.N.A.H. 3000 is about a half shark\/half robotic walking slaughterhouse who has been servicing supermarkets for decades by manufacturing the meat of the world...but now it has a BEEF to grind with humanity...and you, lowly human are deep inside the belly of the beast!\r\n\r\n Can you outrun the beast's digestive functions before it liquifies you. Use the A and D keys to dodge the bodily horrors that this creature throws at you as you try to escape the caverns of a living, growing monster's innards!","title":"J.O.N.A.H. 3000"}