I love it. Totally ridiculous and pointless escalation. The music amps things up quite a bit. I only wish the opening was a little bit shorter or quicker. Being that it's a non interactive part it goes on a bit long. Great jorb.

Hilarious! Start is little bit boring, because I just watched and can't play, but later it becomes really fun.

Well, that was unexpected. Hilarious, but it's a pity that it ends so early. Would have been nice to be able to skip the intro to check out all the branches faster.

I thought this was going to be a bad entry, I didn't see the game coming, but when I did I couldn't stop laughing, nice one!

Funniest Ludum Dare game I've played. It had actual jokes, and I laughed at them.

Funny story, the wait was worth it :) Good job !

At first,I was like "Um...do I do anything...or?" And then I was "OMG THE COPS ARE COMING AFTER ME!" Hilarious

I just had a totally bonkers discussion with the police about the century-old merits of a manual corkscrew versus an automatic wine-opener. And I love it! This is very funny, albeit the intro is like twice as long as the game itself (it would have been nice if I could skip to the next piece of text by clicking or something, the default speed was way to low IMO)

HAHAHA or should I say HOHOHO? It's beggining to look a lot like Christmas! Happy hacking Christmas peeps!

funny. i struck keyboard while laughing. now ive got blood on my hands. gotta run!

Very nice game. HILARIOUS in its concept, story, and gameplay.

Really Funny ! Well played :)

at the first glance i thought to myself "bah do i really need to play that?"
than i relaxed, sat back and read through the story, then suddenly! it was very exciting and then very funny.
i enjoyed this very much

I can't stop thinking about what just happened XD Great job with the weird story concept, and I love the graphics and sound. Awesome work!