{"author_link":"\/users\/immortalitybh","author_name":"ImmortalityBH","author_uid":"1196588","comments":[{"author_name":"Arinyl","author_uid":"1193055","time":"2020-04-18T18:35:17Z","epoch":1587234917,"modified":1587234917,"text":"Truly the best gaming experience of all time.\n11\/10, would save the Dorito again.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"CharlieGray","author_uid":"1188056","time":"2020-04-19T20:37:40Z","epoch":1587328660,"modified":1587328660,"text":"Very simple concept, fun execution.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ImmortalityBH","author_uid":"1196588","time":"2020-04-20T17:33:07Z","epoch":1587403987,"modified":1587403987,"text":"@charliegray thnx lol","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"WZQXRYS","author_uid":"1192371","time":"2020-04-20T21:48:23Z","epoch":1587419303,"modified":1587419303,"text":"Memelord has given birth to the great doro!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"peto184","author_uid":"1180860","time":"2020-04-20T21:49:42Z","epoch":1587419382,"modified":1587419382,"text":"this is art.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"bassguitarbill","author_uid":"1060160","time":"2020-04-20T21:50:09Z","epoch":1587419409,"modified":1587419409,"text":"Delicious","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Xentiie","author_uid":"1190736","time":"2020-04-20T21:50:26Z","epoch":1587419426,"modified":1587419426,"text":"Finally, Some Good Fucking g a m e","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Ben Hack","author_uid":1181651,"time":"2020-04-20T21:51:55Z","epoch":1587419515,"modified":1587419515,"text":"Perfection incarnate","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Piranha","author_uid":"1127159","time":"2020-04-20T21:51:56Z","epoch":1587419516,"modified":1587419516,"text":"Game of the Year!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Luc Arnould","author_uid":1181180,"time":"2020-04-20T21:53:32Z","epoch":1587419612,"modified":1587419612,"text":"Too hard for me xD!\n\nSeriously, it's simple, it's fun to play and just for the end music (I forgot, it's also because it's a doritos), I love it!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"blabberf","author_uid":"1182228","time":"2020-04-20T21:54:13Z","epoch":1587419653,"modified":1587419653,"text":"Amazing. I give this game 10\/10. Maybe even 100\/100!!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ajahks","author_uid":"1164241","time":"2020-04-20T21:55:28Z","epoch":1587419728,"modified":1587419728,"text":"The end music got me dying","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Panagiotis Iatrou","author_uid":"1088362","time":"2020-04-20T21:55:39Z","epoch":1587419739,"modified":1587419739,"text":"I see you are a man of culture as well... Nice one","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"anchoredtoad","author_uid":"1077487","time":"2020-04-20T21:56:04Z","epoch":1587419764,"modified":1587419764,"text":"Unbelievable!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ImmortalityBH","author_uid":"1196588","time":"2020-04-20T21:59:27Z","epoch":1587419967,"modified":1587419967,"text":"@blabberf maybe even 101\/100 :flushed: ??","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Lestat","author_uid":"1051616","time":"2020-04-20T22:58:23Z","epoch":1587423503,"modified":1587423503,"text":"Interesting game to say the least :p Good job!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"SarahWont","author_uid":1189184,"time":"2020-04-20T23:18:09Z","epoch":1587424689,"modified":1587424689,"text":"This game really made me smile. Thanks :)","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"WittyCognomen","author_uid":"1182137","time":"2020-04-21T00:45:06Z","epoch":1587429906,"modified":1587429906,"text":"It's like I'm really there.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ImmortalityBH","author_uid":"1196588","time":"2020-04-21T01:16:50Z","epoch":1587431810,"modified":1587431831,"text":"Guys after the jam a sequel will be made!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ImmortalityBH","author_uid":"1196588","time":"2020-04-21T04:14:00Z","epoch":1587442440,"modified":1587442475,"text":"@wittycognomen you might very well be the dorito. In fact, we all might be doritos in part of a simulation hosted by neuro-scientists at Frito-Lay.","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"snowl","author_uid":"1081286","time":"2020-04-21T06:59:20Z","epoch":1587452360,"modified":1587452360,"text":"why do you kill the dorito you monster","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"AstroLabe","author_uid":"1180190","time":"2020-04-21T07:40:17Z","epoch":1587454817,"modified":1587454817,"text":"GOTY 2020","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Voidsay","author_uid":"1191558","time":"2020-04-21T09:47:40Z","epoch":1587462460,"modified":1587462460,"text":"Apparently you don't fail if you press the wrong button or many buttons for that matter.\n\nTo get the high-score you must violently mash on all the keys of your keyboard! Making angry noises is mandatory.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Systematic","author_uid":"1187214","time":"2020-04-21T10:54:19Z","epoch":1587466459,"modified":1587466459,"text":"I played and still don't know why it was fun, but it was.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"RodPraet","author_uid":"1201553","time":"2020-04-21T18:52:50Z","epoch":1587495170,"modified":1587495170,"text":"I think I ate it","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ion-programming","author_uid":"1186393","time":"2020-04-22T03:32:33Z","epoch":1587526353,"modified":1587526353,"text":"Well, that's 5 minutes of my life I will...\n\n...forever cherish.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Yarl","author_uid":"1205786","time":"2020-04-22T05:29:19Z","epoch":1587533359,"modified":1587533359,"text":"No eat button... Also no salsa. 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