{"author_link":"\/author\/pixelguff\/","author_name":"pixelguff","author_uid":"34978","comments":[{"author_name":"hexagore","author_uid":"34027","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:34am","epoch":1450063740,"text":"I congratulate you most heartily on your accomplishment"},{"author_name":"ecj","author_uid":"65767","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:46am","epoch":1450064460,"text":"I gotta say, the premise gave me a good laugh. It's a fun little game, albeit pertaining to ass.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>One thing that could be improved upon would be to have the grass scroll to the same speed as the other entities. Seeing the grass move faster than the ass tomatoes feels out of place.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>My rating: 4 cheeks out of 5."},{"author_name":"Crashmore Studios","author_uid":"65948","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:41pm","epoch":1450193760,"text":"Congrats on getting a game done and out in such a small time frame!"},{"author_name":"ohmmus","author_uid":"45331","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 3:26pm","epoch":1450365660,"text":"Hey man, 3 hours...it could've been so much worse!"},{"author_name":"pixelguff","author_uid":"34978","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 6:39pm","epoch":1450463640,"text":"Haha, thanks for your undeserved kind words. :D"},{"author_name":"EwChap","author_uid":"50010","time":"Dec 20, 2015 @ 3:42pm","epoch":1450625820,"text":"well now I can no longer say I have not eaten an arse tomato"},{"author_name":"Hot Box Games","author_uid":"39707","time":"Dec 20, 2015 @ 4:08pm","epoch":1450627380,"text":"I managed to not eat 196 arse tomatoes\r<br\/>I had fun!"}],"images":["ld34\/34978-4a647a61517631655ea4c947a34bbb26.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/pixelguff.com\/games\/arsetomatoes\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"5448","g_author":"34978","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"5414","g_title":"Don't Eat the Arse Tomatoes","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/34978-shot0-1450059984.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"I was making a really good game about trying to stop a demon being summoned by choosing which passages to read from an unholy book, with two button controls for the choices. Also, the growing theme fit! But, alas, I bit off more than I could chew in 48 hours and ran out of time. I'm going to continue working on that, so I'm glad I started on it.\r\n\r\nAt 11pm UK time tonight. I knew I wasn't going to finish it, so I shelved it and decided to bang this stupid crap out in the last three hours.\r\n\r\nYes, I made this stupid bollocks in 3 hours. It's really terrible, but god damn it I'm submitting something this time, even if it kills me and\/or makes me look like a complete toolbag.\r\n\r\nI'm so sorry. Please just pretend I finished the good game.","title":"Don't Eat the Arse Tomatoes"}