You thought it'd be a nice evening.

Nah.

Not even close.

It's your birthday. All of your friends are invited. So's everybody at school. Bad idea.

They want food, drinks, more food, more drinks - it never stops! Pizza! Beer! Somebody brought Vodka too!? Did somebody just puke? Better get the mop!

If the crowd gets too rowdy, your neighbours will call the cops: do your best to please them, or face social lynching!

Controls : click in the direction you want to go. Your birthday-hatted avatar will pick up drinks and food as he walks over their symbols.

Guests: some guests get sick after drinking; others get rowdy and want to break stuff. And some others get so happy that they start smoking. To herd these cats, you have to learn how to read their needs, and whenever they're not happy, they'll tell you so using nifty little emotes over their heads.

Items: whenever someone gets sick, the mop is useful if you want to clean up. beer, juice, and chips are in the kitchen, but it's the pizza that'll feed a crowd - call the local pizzeria with the phone and your trusty pizza guy will come along with a tasty pie. Also, why is the vodka in the bathroom?

Be careful: you can't grab something if your hands are already full! Once you're holding onto food or drinks, you need to put them on the central table, and if you've been mopping, you need to put it back in its corner if you want to do anything else!