{"author_link":"\/users\/cole-and-jordan-studios","author_name":"Cole and Jordan Studios","author_uid":"1008387","comments":[{"author_name":"maymakegame","author_uid":"1084331","time":"2018-04-24T20:57:14Z","epoch":1524603434,"modified":1524603460,"text":"Good job. I like Agnes.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"PixelProductions","author_uid":"1000723","time":"2018-04-25T03:33:38Z","epoch":1524627218,"modified":1524627218,"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Simple but funny ! I like these voices on the background, they're really funny","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Bitoddgames","author_uid":"1079028","time":"2018-04-25T04:01:46Z","epoch":1524628906,"modified":1524628906,"text":"You've given me the confidence to love again.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"FabianLC","author_uid":"1078782","time":"2018-04-25T07:09:07Z","epoch":1524640147,"modified":1524640147,"text":"That was hilarious, the voices, messages the girl's face all adds up to the humor and mood of the game, 5\/5 humor and mood.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"MegRabbit","author_uid":"1075600","time":"2018-04-25T17:10:09Z","epoch":1524676209,"modified":1524676209,"text":"OMG the yelling in the background makes this game for me. This is hilarious. I'm glad the game reassured me that it's okay if I'm not into girls.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"MZA","author_uid":"1050407","time":"2018-04-26T19:59:58Z","epoch":1524772798,"modified":1524772798,"text":"The only game where you can fart in front of a lady, ask for her MySpace and casually vomit on her and still have a chance. Brilliant! Funny? Bullet hell yeah!.\n\nPS. I Don't know if you can shoot back. Maybe I'm pressing the wrong button.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"japes","author_uid":"1001422","time":"2018-04-26T20:14:24Z","epoch":1524773664,"modified":1524773664,"text":"lol, +1 for funny voice work, loved it.  I tried hard for Birdie but I guess it was not meant to be.  Was a fun game!  Some criticisms:\n\n - I'm sure the bits of text I was avoiding were funny, but I couldn't enjoy them because they were flying at me too quickly!  Not sure how one would resolve this though seeing as that's kind of crucial to a bullet hell game.\n - I also wasn't sure if i was supposed to be shooting back - it's just arrow keys to move, right?  How does the awkwardness bar go down?  Just over time?  I felt a bit unsure as to whether I was doing things right.\n\nGreat entry!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Cole and Jordan Studios","author_uid":"1008387","time":"2018-04-26T21:27:24Z","epoch":1524778044,"modified":1524778044,"text":"To @MZA and @japes there isn't a button to shoot back and yes the awkwardness bar just drops over time. To you guys and everyone else thanks for your feedback!","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Paul Avallone","author_uid":"1080803","time":"2018-04-27T21:59:37Z","epoch":1524866377,"modified":1524866377,"text":"I like how there are multiple difficulties and how they shoot funny statements at you. I think giving the player a task besides surviving would make the game better like adding the ability to shoot. The music is very energetic. Good job.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"frostByte4k","author_uid":"1014825","time":"2018-04-27T22:40:10Z","epoch":1524868810,"modified":1524868868,"text":"Oh my god Im so angry why does the meter go down so slowly. I am going to come back and beat this game I swear to you. Im super depressed I couldn't beat hard mode. And why is the character shaped like a cannon if it can't shoot its so annoying it just makes it harder to doge. I seriously played this game for over 30 minutes and the metter is so slow it really needs to be speed up. \n\nno but it was still pretty fun, though needs a bit of balancing it felt way to unfair to me. I mean the first level was so hard I died before I even knew what to do. overall good job though I like the art for the most part too. sorry I rambled, my emotions are messed up right now. I mean my FAKE girlfriend dumped ME. how does that even work.  ","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"mic_matrix91","author_uid":"1078383","time":"2018-04-27T22:42:43Z","epoch":1524868963,"modified":1524868963,"text":"ahahah laughed all the time with the funny voices and screams! Simple but very funny, I liked it!","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Cole and Jordan Studios","author_uid":"1008387","time":"2018-04-27T22:55:13Z","epoch":1524869713,"modified":1524869713,"text":"@frostbyte4k Sorry I'm actually thinking about making the bars go down faster lol","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"frostByte4k","author_uid":"1014825","time":"2018-04-27T22:58:16Z","epoch":1524869896,"modified":1524869922,"text":"haha yes! thanks","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld41\/90750-f59afbe0c95f19ce7d1cfaf02fe3371d.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/datingsimhell\/335476","text":"HTML5 (web)"},{"url":"https:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/datingsimhell\/335476","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/datingsimhell\/335476","text":"macOS"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"51386","g_author":"1008387","g_event":"LD41","g_eventkey":"72","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"234864","g_title":"Dating Sim Hell","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"984","g_commentcount":"13","g_site2_node_id":"90750","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"90750","n_urlkey":"234864","n_parent":"73256","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/41\/dating-sim-hell","n_slug":"dating-sim-hell","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"8387","n_created":"1524497491","n_modified":"1524801714","n_version":"279240","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":90750,"parent":73256,"superparent":9,"author":8387,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2018-04-24T02:04:04Z","created":"2018-04-23T15:31:31Z","modified":"2018-04-27T04:01:54Z","version":279240,"slug":"dating-sim-hell","name":"Dating Sim Hell","body":"**Welcome to Dating Sim Hell, a dating sim bullet hell.**\n\n**Controls: WASD or Arrows. 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