So ummm Shorty, here's the thing. I think it's time for you to, err, grow up, so I, uhh, took this spaceship that I found and uh well it's yours.
The control panel only had two buttons and I chose the only sensible way to fuse them. It did sound good in my head you know, now I'm not so sure, but I've got more important things to do so here's the deal.
First button, F, is upward thrust.
Second button, H, is honking.
Now the problem about honking is that nobody can hear you honk in space. Which means it's useless.
Flying upwards however is useful as, for some reason, your ship is affected by some kind of gravity.
Now go, fly somewhere!

Edit: Uploaded a 32bit version, since the first one only works on 64bit systems. Sorry about that to anyone who wasn't able to play!
I'll also try to upload a youtube version soon for those without Windows or the time to download and play all these games.
Cheers.