wasn't really planning on doing Ludum Dare this time because im starting a new job in like 2 days, but this idea was so funny and low-effort enough that i couldn't resist. i've no doubt that other people will cotton on that combining 'text adventure' with basically anything is a pretty funny concept...

first time using Twine and i really liked it. anyway this was dumb, had fun with a couple of ideas and kinda learnt a new technology