The Not Very Golden Age of Piracy by nuclearfriend

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made by nuclearfriend for LD 42 (JAM)

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I was deep in my cups when the mutiny began. Even still, I'd split the pate of two with my cutlass before they'd torn it, dripping, from my hands and thrown me in the hold. A week I'd been left down there, with naught but the rats to stay my loneliness, and starvation.

It was there amid the rancid bilge I had my notion - A dread crew incapable of mutiny - of treachery - of anything beyond slaking their insatiable lust for blood! So, with hope renewed, I made good my escape… And now, with the infernal wailing of my new shipmates filling the sails, we embark to find our fortune, and may terror fill any that cross our bow.

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How to Play :video_game:

  • Click to select your babies and click again to move them around your ship!
  • Load the cannons with cannonballs!
  • Take aim at the enemy ship and let loose!

Tips

  • Maximise the coverage of your hits to sink the enemy quickly!
  • Make repairs in between rounds!
  • Always be making repairs!

Controls

  • Just mouse and click!

Credits :love_letter:

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Ratings

Overall 1th 4.521⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Fun 5th 4.357⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Innovation 42th 4.036⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Theme 183th 3.986⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Graphics 3th 4.736⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Audio 3th 4.522⭐ 70🧑‍⚖️
Humor 10th 4.35⭐ 72🧑‍⚖️
Given 36🗳️ 9🗨️

Feedback

Gabriel Enrique Buchbinder
13. Aug 2018 · 14:02 UTC
This is just a damn good game
Tednesday
13. Aug 2018 · 15:29 UTC
A really good game. Would have been good if there is an indication of which baby I have selected and where that baby is going also some indication of which baby is idle so I know to give it a task. Didn't really appreciate the shortcut in the zip file to a url
Thomas den Hollander
13. Aug 2018 · 15:40 UTC
Really good game. It is really silly, but the game feels finished and the mechanics work, making it really fun to play.
AdonisDevs
13. Aug 2018 · 15:40 UTC
What isn't to like about this game? The dialogue is hilarious, the game-play is fun, the art-style blew me away.. Great game, and one I definitely won't be uninstalling after the jam :)
superpokeunicorn
13. Aug 2018 · 16:11 UTC
This game is pretty brilliant. First off, the audio and visuals are just top notch, with excellent sprite work and amazing voice acting. The humor was on point too; in addition to the initial premise and funny dialog, I especially love the little Easter eggs that would sometimes show up as the enemy ship was pulling away. On top of all that, the gameplay is also amazing. I like the micromanagement you have to do, and the tension between repairing the ship and arming the cannons makes for some hectic action. I especially love how the broken floor creates an obstacle for your babies, adding an extra twist to navigation. Overall, this game is spectacular. Fantastic work!
Beard or Die
14. Aug 2018 · 05:56 UTC
All fives. You are kings among men. Adrian sounds like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. I like.
Valden
14. Aug 2018 · 09:14 UTC
A very funny game with an incredible production value. Good voice acting too ! The core gameplay is very interesting, but it get boring as the challenge doesn't increase much. Still a very promising concept !
dunin
14. Aug 2018 · 10:28 UTC
Fun and stressful game! Great audio and art! Bravo!
Pass Me The Controller
14. Aug 2018 · 12:56 UTC
Fantastic game, very fun to play. Great graphics, I love how the game uses the story to get players into the "pirate-y" mood and the scaling difficulty makes it engaging for long play sessions. I don't have any other feedback, as the game is a joy to play.
pomb
14. Aug 2018 · 14:19 UTC
Awesome! :D I was hoping the chickens would get stunned when I bombed them or got knocked around by the balls, but alas what a great entry! had good fun playing. The voice over artist is also top notch. I'm not a fan of games that bomb you with a wall of text as you open them but it's so much more palatable when you have a great narrator.
DidiGameBoy
14. Aug 2018 · 15:29 UTC
those baby cryig lmao!
gil4
14. Aug 2018 · 16:05 UTC
Really great game, lost on the fifth ship. Game design, art, music, sfx and even a voiceover - everything was awesome and I encountered no bugs as well.

If I were to suggest anything so that this wasn't just a useless praise, it'd be a change to the overall game progression - I was expecting some more stuff or different enemies to appear later on (though admittedly I can't be sure they don't appear on 6+ ships; that said, even if that was the case I'd recommend moving that to earlier stages since the game gets hard enough to those of us who don't play that many RTS, haha).

For example, a collectible making up a stronger weapon creating a risk-reward situation - you have to collect two pieces to shoot with a much bigger area of coverage, yet you have to waste time on actually gathering it without any instant payout.
Henrius
14. Aug 2018 · 18:34 UTC
You guys did everything great, all 5*
wowa
14. Aug 2018 · 20:22 UTC
By far one of the best entries! Everything is just great.. well.. what should i say.. GRAB YOU BOTTLES!
AtillaGallio
14. Aug 2018 · 21:15 UTC
My favorite so far!
Bandygrass
15. Aug 2018 · 01:49 UTC
Ahh, I'm so proud of you all! The game looks and sounds so gorgeous. Those tapping pirate feet at the top killed me. XD
CosmicCrystalGames
15. Aug 2018 · 03:20 UTC
Spectacular in all areas, one of my favourites of this jam. Would pay for this as a full game for sure :D
MicDoes
15. Aug 2018 · 08:35 UTC
SUPER FUN!! this needs to be a full game, that you can get for consoles, with multiplayer, story modes, and more, this is my new favourite game this Ludum Dare!!! (although the mermaid came out of nowhere) if there had to be a critique there is a bug where if the two babies reach the cannon at the same time, both cannonballs get taken but you get only one shot, not sure if its a bug or intentional.
Jamie Rollo
15. Aug 2018 · 10:11 UTC
Y'all made such a great game! Super well polished and the voice acting was amazing :D
Dave Grey
15. Aug 2018 · 13:25 UTC
Yeah this isn't just a great jam game, it's just a great game. Frustrating but great, haha.
CyTheRabbit
15. Aug 2018 · 14:53 UTC
Wonderful game, loving' it!

Want more characters, want more ships, want some plot, want more and more!
Tekugare
15. Aug 2018 · 15:17 UTC
I enjoyed playing, I tried hard to get past the 5th ship! Trying to balance the repairs with firing was a challenge. Thank you!
Lou Bagel
15. Aug 2018 · 16:06 UTC
Great game! First round was figuring it out and trying to kill the chickens instead of the ship. Second round sunk 8 ships. Couldn't do a third...too much baby crying going on :P
PowLow_Paolo
15. Aug 2018 · 16:19 UTC
Very good game, great polish for a jam! Good job on this, could be my highest rated yet
ShaggyFox
15. Aug 2018 · 19:41 UTC
Great job :) very funny idea, love it. The graphics look very well done and the sound is annoying but great as well.
mediyaz
15. Aug 2018 · 21:32 UTC
amazing amazing amazing amazing
10/10 10/10 10/10 10/10 10/10
Eric Schmiel
16. Aug 2018 · 01:52 UTC
This was great! From the screenshots it looks like it was going to be a tactics game but it's really a game about multi-tasking. I love all of the little verbal stingers and the art is great. I found the geometric gameplay really interesting although once I got into a groove I kinda wish there was some kind of little extra dynamic to keep track of. Still, it certainly kept my attention. Really well done :D.

I got 23 ships sunk :grin: ![golden score.png](///raw/8ab/31/z/19eaf.png)
karlipoppins
16. Aug 2018 · 04:17 UTC
This is the best entry I've played so far. Flawless, could easily be a commercial game. From the voice acting to the graphics, music and gameplay... Just wow, awesome job guys! I'm baffled that this could be done during LD.
Adam Saudagar
16. Aug 2018 · 09:54 UTC
Amazing game, please make it a full fledge mobile game with multiplayer
![takemymoney.jpg](///raw/405/31/z/19fa0.jpg)
panurge
16. Aug 2018 · 11:17 UTC
Great game, lovely presentation, tight controls and difficulty curve. I really enjoyed playing this. Minor suggestions - highlight the baby being controlled and don't detach control once one instruction is complete. Otherwise, faultless! Great job!
Jin9310
16. Aug 2018 · 11:26 UTC
Nice and fun game to play and veeery addictive :) First I thought that I am winning by hitting the chicken, then I realised that the point is someplace else :) Definitely well handled piece just the theme is perhaps bit lacking in my opinion. Apart from that very nice entry! Good job guys!
JustinMullin
16. Aug 2018 · 14:27 UTC
This is amazing. I love the deliciously bizarre ships' crews, and it played very nicely. Difficulty ramped a bit slowly for me, but it's a really nice execution, and a neat design. Very nicely done! Oh, and the voice acting is superb, really adds a ton, particularly in that intro!
outstar
16. Aug 2018 · 15:11 UTC
Damn, that was CUTE! And that voice-acting was surprisingly good - kudos to the whole team for pulling a good quality game during jam's hours!

As I liked more than I didn't, let me start with the second:

### What I was not so sure of, mate :o
* At the beginning, it was hard for me to understand I need to move the baby, then - that I can move the baby for more than one slot at once, then - that the whole point is to do it in steps, as this way baby can move in the most efficient way without repearing the ship.
* Also, I thought at first I'm triggering the repair myself and I need to do that over attacking enemy!
* Baby sounds are unnecessarily loud, screaming over that damn good narrator I love with all my heart and soul.


### What went great right after!
* If you don't get discouraged at first, game does teach you what to through rising difficulty, so it's not that bad!
* I did actually swear at these damn chickens, friggin' landlubbers, what are they doing, they can't even SWIM!
* Graphics, audio and implementation of the whole was really nice <3

Overall, I think a small tutorial in the beginning would be useful for dumbos like me, but the game itself was very neat!
HAUO
16. Aug 2018 · 17:55 UTC
A very solid entry! It's basically a fully finished and polish already. All in all, great take on the theme, it plays like a odd strategy-puzzle-sport game, odd but I like it.
benweatherall
19. Aug 2018 · 06:50 UTC
thanks for the feedback ppl :)
tuism
21. Aug 2018 · 21:29 UTC
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL

The only problem was with mouse controls not being perfect, this is however a perfect fit for mobile. I LOVE IT!!!

The humour is on point, the graphics are great all round, the music/sound/voice work is fantastic, everything is GREAT. LOVE IT LOVE IT. 5/5 on all counts. GREAT STUFFFFFFFF <3

If any feedback can be squeezed out of this solid game:
- The baby selecting and moving is a little less than ideal - drag and release should work, and an indicator for which baby's selected would have been nice.
- Is the pattern for the cannon shot random? I would have liked an indication of what the pattern would be coming up? Not a huge issue though.
- THIS IS SO GOOD
Ithildin
21. Aug 2018 · 21:43 UTC
This was pretty much flawless and could easily be considered a final game.


My only complain, relatively minor, is the fact that babies are deselected when you issue an action, forcing you to click on them again even if the most likely next step is to have that baby do something else (for example, get ball -> take ball to cannon). The mechanic is solid again to work fine without that added friction: It might feel smoother to keep them selected by default, and if you want to switch to a different kid you could then do that afterwards.

With this said, now come the good things, which is pretty much everything:
* The game concept feels really original, challenging and fits the theme perfectly. As for controls, they're quite intuitive.
* Humor and mood also shine because of the absurd setting (pirate babies vs chicken :hearts::hearts::hearts:) amazingly coupled with the super polished visuals and sound. The narrator is a brilliant addition!

Congratulations! I think this is the first game on this edition I've given a full, perfect score so far!

PS: I've only managed to sink 4 ships T_T
chrissx2
26. Aug 2018 · 21:03 UTC
Loved the game. The intro gave me some nostalgia goosebumps!
Rkuhl
03. Sep 2018 · 19:24 UTC
Super fun game, you should add some more details and publish it.
nervous-composers
04. Sep 2018 · 20:07 UTC
Sunk 6 ships! It's a great game. Wasn't sure if I saw right, but did I see a Total Recall easter egg?
alexfalkenberg
04. Sep 2018 · 23:24 UTC
I managed to sink 700 ships.

OK, only 7. But fun! Congrats!
Mertios
05. Sep 2018 · 02:39 UTC
Congrats on winning first place overall! I managed to sink three, but I'll give it another go in the future. Amazing art, work, sound, and polish! Brilliant.
FuriousWitch
05. Sep 2018 · 15:18 UTC
Great game! Loved the concept and the mechanics. Congratulations :)
Outline
05. Sep 2018 · 21:40 UTC
Very, very big grats to you guys, this game is absolutely brilliant. I've loved it! Thanks :)
ytaha
08. Sep 2018 · 17:44 UTC
Amazing game, more cannons would be cool. The only thing I can say is to be more careful about pixel perfecting :smile:
BustosMan
18. Sep 2018 · 03:01 UTC
This game is very good, but the instructions on how to play were very confusing at first. It took me a little while to realise that the babies were the only ones who could load the cannons.