{"author_link":"\/users\/spacialseasoning","author_name":"SpacialSeasoning","author_uid":1142381,"comments":[{"author_name":"","author_uid":"1000000","time":"2019-04-30T21:43:50Z","epoch":1556660630,"modified":1556660719,"text":"Yah ur fat bc I opened it and when I clicked the play button (which is very hard to figure out is the play button, I assume this is some sort of trap so that only muslims can figure it out as your play button is clearly a hate crime, I will get to that now) and then the game waited around for a second, not frozen but I guess it was contemplating whether or not it really wanted to do what it was about to or maybe just confirming I was really muslim, which apparently it assumed I was because after those 2 or so seconds of contemplation, my cursor was hidden to prevent me from escaping the trap, and now that I was locked in the game opened full on physical violence on me by machine-gunning my eardrums with the loudest, most terrifying, PTSD inducing sound I have ever heard. There was no escape at that point as my cursor was locked, but, with trembling fingers, covering my ears as best I could (which had little effect as I wasn't covering them with my hands I was just pushing my headphones on harder, but I didn't realize that as I was in complete shock), I called for backup from Task Manager, which, if it had arrived a second later, I believe I would have been dead at this time. THIS GAME IS A TRAP FOR MUSLIMS AND IF YOU TRY TO PLAY IT YOU WILL. BE. ASSAULTED.\nGoing to PTSD therapy now.","likes":0,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld44\/154228-c8f267ea6fd51848bcc22a199c62c797.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/cty58lswec209fv\/Preying%20Salmon.zip?dl=0","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/lfln4io8ffc5zhm\/Preying%20Salmon%20-%20Less%20Bugs.zip?dl=0","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"42233","g_author":"1142381","g_event":"LD44","g_eventkey":"75","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"255526","g_title":"The Preying Salmon","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"1","g_site2_node_id":"154228","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0.400414"},"nds":{"n_key":"154228","n_urlkey":"255526","n_parent":"139254","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/44\/the-preying-salmon","n_slug":"the-preying-salmon","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"142381","n_created":"1556585617","n_modified":"1556895587","n_version":"470684","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":154228,"parent":139254,"superparent":9,"author":142381,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2019-04-30T02:30:50Z","created":"2019-04-30T00:53:37Z","modified":"2019-05-03T14:59:47Z","version":470684,"slug":"the-preying-salmon","name":"The Preying Salmon","body":"This is a game about being a preying salmon. You also get to sell organs. More info in the game itself.\n\nRequirements:\nWindows x64\nOpenGL 4+\n\n![title.png](\/\/\/raw\/d2c\/22\/z\/237f7.png)\n\nThere are some minor problems with the original jam game (download in the usual area), for an improved experience use the \"Windows - Less Bugs\" version. No changes where made to the gameplay, but many bugs were fixed in this version. On some hardware the regular \"Windows\" version will not be playable at all, but the \"Windows - Less Bugs\" will be.","meta":{"author":[142381],"cover":"\/\/\/content\/d2c\/22\/z\/237f1.png","grade-08-out":"1","allow-anonymous-comments":"1","link-01":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/cty58lswec209fv\/Preying%20Salmon.zip?dl=0","link-01-tag":"42337","link-02":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/lfln4io8ffc5zhm\/Preying%20Salmon%20-%20Less%20Bugs.zip?dl=0","link-02-tag":"42337","link-02-name":"Windows - Less Bugs"},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/44\/the-preying-salmon","parents":[1,5,9,139254],"love":0,"notes":1,"notes-timestamp":"2019-04-30T21:45:19Z","grade":{"grade-01":4,"grade-02":4,"grade-03":4,"grade-04":4,"grade-05":6,"grade-06":5,"grade-07":5},"magic":{"cool":138.44373104863,"feedback":0,"given":5.75,"grade":4.5714285714286,"smart":12.15224028079}},"text":"This is a game about being a preying salmon. You also get to sell organs. More info in the game itself.\n\nRequirements:\nWindows x64\nOpenGL 4+\n\n![title.png](\/\/\/raw\/d2c\/22\/z\/237f7.png)\n\nThere are some minor problems with the original jam game (download in the usual area), for an improved experience use the \"Windows - Less Bugs\" version. No changes where made to the gameplay, but many bugs were fixed in this version. On some hardware the regular \"Windows\" version will not be playable at all, but the \"Windows - Less Bugs\" will be.","title":"The Preying Salmon"}