Investing in stocks ain't what it used to be. Gone are the days of traditional currency stock exchanges, since every broker now directly trades a much riskier asset--Life.

You can invest your liquid Life into the Life market by approaching one of the trading booths. Keep an eye on the market at all times, try to buy low and sell high. You lose the game if you run out of liquid Life points, so you may want to withdraw some Life from your investments if your liquidity gets too low. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, other Life brokers are always trying to steal your Life!

Try to profit as many Life points as you can, but know that at any point you can quit your job and walk away with your current earnings. Don't let greed make you a victim of the market!

Controls:

WASD/Arrow keys: Movement

SPACE: Attack with your briefcase

Q: Quit

H: Help

V: Withdraw investments from stock booths

B: Invest liquid health at a stock market booth

Known issues

• There are a few bugs left in the game. If the stock graph is not being drawn refresh the page.