Maybe it's just me but the game doesn't seem to load. Just a black box on the game page.

This town has a really high birth rate and weapon carry rate. It's like, what if an entire town was populated by Monty Python and the Holy Grail rabbit monsters?

This game really got me! The mood is fantastic, highlighted by the sentences appearing one at a time, and the grim prospect of it. I really enjoyed it! And the line "There's always a neighbour. Their grass is always greener" is... oof. Really good. Great job!

it's a very intriguing story. I completely agree with @bjarkeal!