Loved the flavor text, but I couldn't figure out how to win. It seemed like some of the encounters changed what you needed to do every time you.. encountered them. Music was nice. Keyboard clacking fit too. Never found any of the items.

@Bamboy Infinite runners don't have a win state, for better or worse. There should be a merchant every 5th encounter, I'll double check to make sure that feature is still working. Could have lowered the number perhaps. The encounters do NOT have randomness in their correct responses, there's just a couple/few variations of the obstacles. Thanks for the feedback

This game was hilarious. I got my eye poked and my face eaten.