{"author_link":"\/author\/mateuszgasienica\/","author_name":"MateuszGasienica","author_uid":"24420","comments":[{"author_name":"Vhillain","author_uid":"24418","time":"May 26, 2013 @ 7:59pm","epoch":1369598040,"text":"That was pretty cute! The malevolent look on the dolphin's face gave me a chuckle.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>One complaint: Nearly every time I started a new round, I would immediately be hit by at least one asteroid. Didn't have time to react, I would straight up materialize with a rock in my face.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Other than that, I had a relatively good time."},{"author_name":"hilaia","author_uid":"9249","time":"May 27, 2013 @ 5:14am","epoch":1369631340,"text":"I've had a pretty good time too, but I almost immediately tried to stick the left upper corner so no asteroid could hit me. Same problem as Vhillain at the beginning of almost every game.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Then I bought the &quot;???&quot; as first and regretted it :p .\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Nice entry, though."},{"author_name":"DaanVanYperen","author_uid":"22396","time":"May 29, 2013 @ 10:54am","epoch":1369824540,"text":"Dang you, my one weakness! The upgrade mechanic deterred me from quitting after my third death-by-lack-of-towels. Cute ending."},{"author_name":"ChrisGaudino","author_uid":"21246","time":"May 29, 2013 @ 11:43pm","epoch":1369870680,"text":"I like the &quot;Don't Panic&quot; menu.  This was pretty cool."},{"author_name":"mrexcessive","author_uid":"20788","time":"May 30, 2013 @ 4:36am","epoch":1369888260,"text":"Too fast for my bad reaction time! Didn't get to any powerups, but had fun trying."},{"author_name":"Martin_Monosys","author_uid":"20047","time":"Jun 3, 2013 @ 7:02pm","epoch":1370285820,"text":"Not bad, but much too easy... and needs some sound\/music! :)"},{"author_name":"cardboard","author_uid":"16294","time":"Jun 5, 2013 @ 7:22pm","epoch":1370459820,"text":"Cool game. After I got used to where the asteroids came from the game became fairly easy to beat. Sound effects and\/or music would have been nice. I like the cutscene at the end :)"}],"images":["mini42\/24420-24475ae91f30471ff61d9033c686c016.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/klopki\/d-e-a-d-destroy-earth-and-die-minild-42","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/klopki\/d-e-a-d-destroy-earth-and-die-minild-42","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"35482","g_author":"24420","g_event":"MINI42","g_eventkey":"67","g_subevent":"-","g_urlkey":"37339","g_title":"Destroy Earth And Die","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/259658\/24420-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"The Earth is under attack!\r\nDo you have what it takes to def\u00e2\ufffd\u00a6 to DESTROY it?\r\n \r\nFeaturing:\r\n-RealTime Triple Teselation of a towel\r\n-towels instead of hearts\r\n-Space\r\n-Words\r\n-The meaning of life\r\n-More meaning of life...\r\n-...and the universe...\r\n-...and EVERYTHING! \r\n\r\nGame made under the influence of candy,Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy(book), and cola.\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/p>","title":"Destroy Earth And Die"}