Instant Gratification by Jezzamon

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made by Jezzamon for MINI37 (-)
Ok, I may have cheated this mini-Ludum Dare. I'm sorry. Instead of making a game myself, I built a time machine and travelled 50 years into the future to see what the future of videogames will be. Out of all the amazing titles released, I thought this game was most representative of what games will be/are like in the future.

Controls: Left/Right/Space.

My high score is 35, (EDIT: 629) can you beat it?


...as a side note, I might wait for the person who is yet to make this game to release it and then sue 'em for all they're worth!

Feedback

kulhajs
23. Sep 2012 · 15:46 UTC
Your description killed me! :D that's brilliant!
keppinakki
23. Sep 2012 · 16:41 UTC
Sheer magnificence.
Thurig
23. Sep 2012 · 18:26 UTC
I will let my son beat your score before he can play on a console!
fr_automatik
23. Sep 2012 · 19:03 UTC
The best game from this MiniLd.
Falkreon
24. Sep 2012 · 03:55 UTC
Wow. Just... wow. I can't wait till voting comes up.
Connors
24. Sep 2012 · 05:35 UTC
That's deep man. Deep.

:D
Pierrec
24. Sep 2012 · 13:44 UTC
Wow...this is getting hard with the high speed
SamoojaMies
24. Sep 2012 · 17:00 UTC
game over :D. funny
Ditto
24. Sep 2012 · 23:17 UTC
The story kind of derails at level 250.. (yeah, I got to 250, anyone beat that?)
🎤 Jezzamon
25. Sep 2012 · 02:45 UTC
629 is the point where integer flow takes over and you start moving backwards. :D

Also thanks everyone for the (sometimes ironic) support!
plule
25. Sep 2012 · 16:43 UTC
I think the world needs http://www.instantgratification.com/ having only this. No really I mean it.
ahm99
26. Sep 2012 · 17:55 UTC
I tied your score :D
ahm99
26. Sep 2012 · 18:08 UTC
I beat my last score. My best is 637. I gave up then. after a certain point you need to start moving backwards (left arrow). Then you start using right arrow again. and just keep switching like that when it says game over. So I guess I hold the high score now?
Puzzlem00n
26. Sep 2012 · 18:17 UTC
I got to 629! THIS IS AWESOME!

Although I think some levels are particularly difficult, perhaps you could convince the people of the future to tone things down just a bit. I mean, holding down the right arrow key just really hurts my finger. And the spacebar, too? I mean, really.
mattchu
26. Sep 2012 · 23:14 UTC
I may have laughed quite a bit at this. :)

I only played til like level 10 though, haha.
justin_bailey
27. Sep 2012 · 20:08 UTC
How'd you get 637!? I got game over'd at 629!
justin_bailey
27. Sep 2012 · 20:09 UTC
haha, nevermind, tried the left arrow thing...
goerp
27. Sep 2012 · 21:05 UTC
I won!
ratking
02. Oct 2012 · 15:42 UTC
Meh, needed to long to beat the first level. ;-)
Jedi
07. Oct 2012 · 18:11 UTC
This made me laugh :)
Connors
08. Sep 2014 · 16:13 UTC
If you hold right+space and switch to another window it doesn't register when you let go of the buttons, and goes on forever.