{"author_link":"\/author\/mcfunkypants\/","author_name":"Breakdance McFunkypants","author_uid":"2297","comments":[{"author_name":"Harievilozanini","author_uid":"3755","time":"Mar 13, 2011 @ 1:04pm","epoch":1300021140,"text":"Tr00llface! 8B"},{"author_name":"Henry Mclaughlin","author_uid":"979","time":"Mar 13, 2011 @ 1:48pm","epoch":1300023780,"text":"You cannot win. You can only suffer.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Awesome job, dude. Very nicely failed. ^_^"},{"author_name":"Breakdance McFunkypants","author_uid":"2297","time":"Mar 13, 2011 @ 6:51pm","epoch":1300041960,"text":"Thanks! I'm also very proud of the all-original pixel art I drew myself.  I'm thinking about calling this original character Mary O'Brother."},{"author_name":"Dan C","author_uid":"2445","time":"Mar 14, 2011 @ 1:07am","epoch":1300064520,"text":"I played this when you posted it to your blog, and spent some time trying to figure out if I'd understood the joke, or if there was something more to be done.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>If I'd noticed it was written in JavaScript I'd have just looked at the code!"},{"author_name":"madeinpda","author_uid":"3749","time":"Mar 14, 2011 @ 9:14am","epoch":1300093740,"text":"One of the funniest! \r<br\/>\r<br\/>It's some kind of joke for a minority (For any game designer that had read the MiniLD25 rules)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Great!"}],"images":["mini25\/2297-96d4cde169afb2e9a561f1ea7ecc239b.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.mcfunkypants.com\/super-skill-jump\/","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mcfunkypants.com\/super-skill-jump\/","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mcfunkypants.com\/super-skill-jump\/","text":"Linux"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mcfunkypants.com\/super-skill-jump\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mcfunkypants.com\/super-skill-jump\/","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"34982","g_author":"2297","g_event":"MINI25","g_eventkey":"50","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"36761","g_title":"Super Skill Jump","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"5","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/40899\/2297-shot0.gif-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Behold the majesty of a true gaming classic.  Enjoy!  Use the arrow keys to move, spacebar to jump, and be sure to time your jumps perfectly.  Once you collect enough coins you can purchase a warp coil and jetpack from the item store which will let you access the golden castle where there is an epic boss battle.  Level 3 is in space so be sure to save up enough coins to upgrade your power armour.<\/p>","title":"Super Skill Jump"}