Escape by Jaime von Schwarzburg

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made by Jaime von Schwarzburg for LD22 (COMPO)
It's a crappy piece of IF I threw together in the final 12 hours whilst I had some downtime from making sweet tunes for a bunch of faggots who don't know a goddamn thing about the blues

Ratings

Coolness 0% 685
Overall 1.31 702
Audio 1.00 594
Community 1.56 684
Fun 1.21 691
Graphics 1.00 710
Humor 1.54 471
Innovation 1.15 703
Mood 1.18 686
Theme 1.23 701

Feedback

animatorxpalmer
22. Dec 2011 路 00:51 UTC
I looked at the picture and already DON'T want this to win. Good job ass wipe. Putting up a game that is about cursing and sex.
馃帳 Jaime von Schwarzburg
22. Dec 2011 路 04:18 UTC
1) What's wrong with cursing and sex?
2) How is this about cursing?
3) How is this about sex? I can see how one could argue for the former, but I really don't remember putting in anything about sex.
4) You said a bad word!
5) Well, that's just your opinion, man.
Mstrp2ez
02. Jan 2012 路 01:43 UTC
Not very good at all, no instructions, no way to know what you can or cannot do. No story and no sound, just alot of words written in caps for no reason.
xilefian
02. Jan 2012 路 01:43 UTC
You can move in four directions, but it's restricted, would have been nice if there was more exploration and if it was serious too, perhaps a game where you're blind and you only have the sense of touch and sound described to you as you move?
Veralos
06. Jan 2012 路 10:19 UTC
I managed to completed the game, but it would have been better if there were more instructions on what you can do and what your goal is. I would of liked the game more if it took itself more seriously and had less excessive swearing, but that's just my opinion.
SonnyBone
07. Jan 2012 路 12:55 UTC
You shoulda but some BLUES in it. And not just the color.
馃帳 Jaime von Schwarzburg
08. Jan 2012 路 14:26 UTC
@SonnyBone: That's the first sensible thing I've heard all day

@everyone else: The game actually started off as a model of the spread of infectious disease in an isolated community, but I had to drop that entire aspect because holy balls, I made that son of a bitch in 12 hours.
馃帳 Jaime von Schwarzburg
08. Jan 2012 路 14:28 UTC
Infectious disease being represented by the metaphor of cunts acting like cunts