Don't make fun of me because I can't sprite.

Controls:
Arrow keys, optionally space to jump (I prefer Up).

Game play:
Don't fall to your death.

Tools used:
ENIGMA - A Compiled, Game-Maker-like toolkit: http://enigma-dev.org
GIMP - For what few graphics I made for this: www.gimp.org

Building:

If you intend to build with ENIGMA, you will need to switch the syntax options to C++ in the Enigma Settings panel, and you will require these definitions:

int votes_gathered = 0;
const char* pissed_messages[] = {
"What.", "You're shitting me.", "Oh God no", "FUUUUUUU", "COME ON", "WHO VOTED FOR THAT",
"OH, NOT THIS SHIT", "I'm out.", "Fuck, I'm out", "Oh fuck this", "Yeah, bye.", "HAHA, CYA",
"What a stupid...", "Is this a joke?", "Call me if the theme changes" };
#define pissed_message_count 15
#define FONT_WIDTH2 320
#define FONT_HEIGHT2 64