{"author_link":"\/author\/raver1975\/","author_name":"raver1975","author_uid":"4089","comments":[{"author_name":"kibertoad","author_uid":"7122","time":"Dec 19, 2011 @ 2:30pm","epoch":1324304700,"text":"Woomba!"},{"author_name":"Jeck","author_uid":"2868","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 1:26am","epoch":1324516860,"text":"Interesting play mechanic, but I was kind of offended by this."},{"author_name":"FrankieSmileShow","author_uid":"1892","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 2:18am","epoch":1324519980,"text":"WHOOOMBA!!"},{"author_name":"SonnyBone","author_uid":"1365","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 4:51am","epoch":1324529160,"text":"HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU HAVE A GOLD MEDAL RATING FOR GAME REVIEWING ALREADY?!?! RHUUUUUUMBA!!! The path from the street corner to the package store is friggin' DANGEROUS."},{"author_name":"raver1975","author_uid":"4089","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 6:01am","epoch":1324533360,"text":"I'm got a problem with obsessive compulsiveness, and homeless Dave helped rate some too."},{"author_name":"Jiggawatt","author_uid":"5551","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 5:45pm","epoch":1324575600,"text":"GOURUDU METARU\r<br\/>\r<br\/>M-MASAKA"},{"author_name":"Jorjon","author_uid":"5268","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 7:00pm","epoch":1324580100,"text":"I'm homeless and this offends me."},{"author_name":"raver1975","author_uid":"4089","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 8:13pm","epoch":1324584480,"text":"I don't understand why this is offensive. I never said all homeless people drink anti-freeze. But Homeless Dave certainly does. Homeless Dave is a character in a fictional work. Get over it, pansies."},{"author_name":"eld","author_uid":"3145","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 9:48pm","epoch":1324590180,"text":"Technically he could've given votes to every entry if he played them 3 or so minutes each (including voting process) no toilet breaks, no eating breaks and votes 24\/7 up to this point."},{"author_name":"Watchman","author_uid":"9529","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 10:36pm","epoch":1324593060,"text":"Well, the amount of his &quot;Coolness&quot; rating rose by something like 20% per hour. Thats two and a half games per minute. He surely is incredibly fast at downloading, installing and playing games..."},{"author_name":"Balooga03","author_uid":"76","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 11:10pm","epoch":1324595100,"text":"Most painful game I've played in some time. good stuff."},{"author_name":"raver1975","author_uid":"4089","time":"Dec 23, 2011 @ 1:55am","epoch":1324605000,"text":"Homeless Dave is REALLY fast,"},{"author_name":"evilseanbot","author_uid":"7902","time":"Dec 26, 2011 @ 7:36am","epoch":1324884660,"text":"Very original, and good job on the different levels which all have their own unique feel.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I felt like I wanted just a *little* more control over my flailing hobo, but otherwise great job."},{"author_name":"fishbrain","author_uid":"3007","time":"Dec 27, 2011 @ 12:14pm","epoch":1324987740,"text":"I can't get up the damn stairs!!!!!!\r<br\/>...lol nice work"},{"author_name":"oggologgo","author_uid":"10006","time":"Jan 5, 2012 @ 7:49pm","epoch":1325792640,"text":"Nobody has any reason what so ever to be offended by this. Don't listen to them. They are either kidding, or being silly.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Nice game."},{"author_name":"zairon","author_uid":"7213","time":"Jan 9, 2012 @ 6:05pm","epoch":1326132000,"text":"Well, I don't really like QWOP type games but they make me laugh. So it was a balance of thinking this game is funny and not liking playing it. The funny won out."},{"author_name":"rawbits","author_uid":"5167","time":"Jan 10, 2012 @ 1:35am","epoch":1326159000,"text":"Updating... hmm... OK!\r<br\/>Downloading with 1000+ Kb\/s... OK!\r<br\/>Validating... forever..."},{"author_name":"Breakdance McFunkypants","author_uid":"2297","time":"Jan 10, 2012 @ 1:39am","epoch":1326159240,"text":"This is pretty awesome, in a silly way."}],"images":["ld22\/4089-fb24b22f25e677208ac22f6833c75620.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/19401902\/LD22\/index.html","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/19401902\/LD22\/HomelessDave.jar","text":"Executable Jar"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/19401902\/LD22\/LD22-Android.apk","text":"Android"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/19401902\/LD22\/src.rar","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"31650","g_author":"4089","g_event":"LD22","g_eventkey":"8","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"31680","g_title":"The Misadventures Of Homeless Dave","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"509","g_commentcount":"18","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/87574\/4089-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Click\/Tap briefly to move arms, hold down to kick legs\r\n'C' - same action key as mouse\r\n'G' , 'H'- changes zoom level\r\n'Y' - back one level \r\n'R' - resets level \r\n'T' - skips level\r\n\r\nHomeless Dave says \"Thank'ee Sai!\"<\/p>","title":"The Misadventures Of Homeless Dave"}