BEEFWAR by crackerblocks

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made by crackerblocks for LD23 (COMPO)
This is BEEFWAR a strategy game that takes place on a cattle.

Features:
- 48 cuts of beef
- 7 types of panzers
- intense strategies

Instructions are in game.

Post Compo Version: blinkbat.nfshost.com/BEEFWAR.ZIP
Added music, polish, tweeked balances

Ratings

Coolness 33% 851
Overall 3.40 185
Audio 3.50 73
Fun 3.43 119
Graphics 2.83 456
Humor 4.38 1
Innovation 3.90 51
Mood 3.33 113
Theme 2.62 621

Feedback

matthias_zarzecki
23. Apr 2012 · 10:57 UTC
This is INSANE. NICE WORK
Sanguine
23. Apr 2012 · 16:02 UTC
This is without doubt the best game where you fight nazis with beef ever.
nihilocrat
23. Apr 2012 · 16:43 UTC
GROUND BEEF!!!! POW POW BLAM KHTHOOOOM!
Valeour
23. Apr 2012 · 20:31 UTC
Fantastic. No idea what was going on half the time, but that was fantastic.
Vilborg
24. Apr 2012 · 02:18 UTC
Some of the sections don't have many cuts gorthem, and I think some of them didn't have any. Nevertheless, a solid and original game.
🎤 crackerblocks
24. Apr 2012 · 04:35 UTC
hey I didn't invent cows
SonnyBone
25. Apr 2012 · 02:32 UTC
Hi.

BEEF WARRRR

I always look for your games, and I'm never let down.

This shit is amazing!
Jacob
25. Apr 2012 · 23:03 UTC
beef for kebabs.
Suese
26. Apr 2012 · 01:41 UTC
Hahaha, that is the funniest entry I've seen .. but unfortunately it is disqualified. Gotta make all the content yourself, remember?! Good job anyway.

Thank you for this.
hamburger
26. Apr 2012 · 01:45 UTC
hahahaha that will teach them to mess with my cow.
JustinMullin
26. Apr 2012 · 01:45 UTC
My only question is WHERE IS THE KICKSTARTER.
crazyheckman
27. Apr 2012 · 21:09 UTC
It is pretty insane, I left it on at work while I stepped out for lunch with the volume turned up so every 30 seconds it yelled "BEEF WAR". I thought it was cool, but really difficult, the tanks would move right before I beefed them.
lorancou
27. Apr 2012 · 21:30 UTC
Ah, an UPPERCASE GAME with INTENSIVE STRATEGIES, indeed! Great fun :)
Several
27. Apr 2012 · 22:42 UTC
Knowing that I cannot play this in OSX is like passing a gallstone.
whilefun
28. Apr 2012 · 19:03 UTC
holy sweetsauce this is maybe the most original game i've evern played! haha! Love the sound effects. And now I'm kind of hungry for some DEADBEEF.
cantorfew
01. May 2012 · 12:47 UTC
This was a hilarious idea. It could use more variation though.

It seems impossible to defend the flank. When no new panzers appear they stopped moving.
badlydrawnrod
01. May 2012 · 19:34 UTC
You, sir or madam, are completely bonkers, but it works for you! I never thought I would want more brisket in my entire life, but somehow you instilled that feeling in me.
Pierrec
02. May 2012 · 18:09 UTC
This is an AWESOME GAME! But...where is the theme ? :/
kylerhoades
04. May 2012 · 01:19 UTC
This is the best game ever
kibertoad
06. May 2012 · 21:23 UTC
Now that is insane :)
Kayamon
07. May 2012 · 01:40 UTC
I like you.
Dr.Pingu
07. May 2012 · 15:40 UTC
I don't understand anything of what I was doing but i really like the idea, although it seems that I lost . I will retry later with some drugs or alcools to go deeper in the concept.
Kvisle
13. May 2012 · 01:03 UTC
What did I just play
SonnyBone
16. May 2012 · 05:03 UTC
CONGRATS ON THE WIN