Baby Farm by MrEvilGuy
Here it is, the one and only Baby Farm.
Simple Description:
You plant baby seeds in a farm and watch them grow up. A metaphor for life. As we grow older, the world becomes smaller, eventually tiny, and women are everywhere.
Tips:
-Do not press the "Start Living!" button unless you've already planted some babies!
-Do not choose "normal" speed unless you are an experienced baby farmer!
-Babies need food and sleep to keep them alive! Make sure you surround them with beds and food.
-When you turn into a man, use the arrow keys to move him around.
-Also, do not trap anything living in a 1x1 closed area, the game will freeze.
First Ludum Dare entry.
Simple Description:
You plant baby seeds in a farm and watch them grow up. A metaphor for life. As we grow older, the world becomes smaller, eventually tiny, and women are everywhere.
Tips:
-Do not press the "Start Living!" button unless you've already planted some babies!
-Do not choose "normal" speed unless you are an experienced baby farmer!
-Babies need food and sleep to keep them alive! Make sure you surround them with beds and food.
-When you turn into a man, use the arrow keys to move him around.
-Also, do not trap anything living in a 1x1 closed area, the game will freeze.
First Ludum Dare entry.
| Windows | http://www.mediafire.com/?dfmsmqavlyccd55 |
| Source | http://www.mediafire.com/?cm5m54oz6p2fk4t |
| Original URL | https://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=11072 |
Ratings
| Coolness | 52% | 3 |
| Overall | 2.48 | 727 |
| Audio | 2.50 | 419 |
| Fun | 2.41 | 652 |
| Graphics | 2.10 | 802 |
| Humor | 3.85 | 21 |
| Innovation | 3.52 | 160 |
| Mood | 2.61 | 486 |
| Theme | 2.50 | 678 |
I'm definitely going to quote this sometimes :D
because I screwed up my first time - all the babies died (in a disturbing manner) this was a bit unsettling
Is the voice yours? I would've been too shy. Awesome.
baby -> man -- yeah
crib -> bed -- OK
trough -> toilet -- I... thought you eat out of troughs
food -> refrigerator -- why do you have to naked to operate the refrigerator?
pond -> desk -- what
duck -> woman -- I get it, like a chick
pig -> pig
I saw a duck ride the pig, and then I think I rode the pig!
The voice is mine. I chugged several beers before the recording, so being shy wasn't an issue.
"food -> refrigerator -- why do you have to naked to operate the refrigerator?"
Honestly, it's a rarity for me to be clothed while grabbing food out of my fridge.
When hundreds of people make non-browser games, that means that, to play all of the entries, I would need to download hundreds of games to my computer. I typically use OS X, so Windows-only entries are particularly inconvenient.
Please consider making a browser game next time.
Great job.
As for the error you are getting, Andrew, I don't know what to say - haven't seen that before. Only fix I can think of is trying it on a different computer.
I think....
Hmmmm, I mean.
I'm at a loss for words.
Whoa. I guess I'm done rating for tonight!
So, I can't play your game. :(