{"author_link":"\/author\/vamflax\/","author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","comments":[{"author_name":"Fadobo","author_uid":"15165","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 4:17pm","epoch":1346083920,"text":"That was....interesting. I have know idea what I just played. All I know it was fun and I feel a little dirty, even though I am not sure why."},{"author_name":"Accidental Rebel","author_uid":"5728","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 4:25pm","epoch":1346084400,"text":"Everytime that big yellow thing comes around, I always die immediately. Haha."},{"author_name":"samoojamies","author_uid":"11043","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 4:33pm","epoch":1346084880,"text":"Lol, what is pooping for? Smooth game man."},{"author_name":"Kuulog","author_uid":"10301","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 5:01pm","epoch":1346086560,"text":"Funny game. I can't beat that big ball, though."},{"author_name":"My Milked Eek","author_uid":"7229","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 5:34pm","epoch":1346088540,"text":"wat"},{"author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 7:41pm","epoch":1346096160,"text":"Hey, thanks. Pooping was one of my mandatory features from before I knew the theme. I was going to implement a snake enemy that attacks from behind, and you'd have to destroy it with the poops. Got too tired!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>To kill the big things, (or Queens), you just have to go all out! It was much easier in earlier builds, but not so much fun :)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>You've got to complete it for the ending, it's super rotatey!  :)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Thanks for playing!"},{"author_name":"Zoomyzoom","author_uid":"7301","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 6:10pm","epoch":1346177100,"text":"Loving the destruction of it :D"},{"author_name":"Amoaeba Junior","author_uid":"15074","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 6:16pm","epoch":1346177460,"text":"._. Defecation that makes sense!"},{"author_name":"Puzzlem00n","author_uid":"11003","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 9:48pm","epoch":1346190180,"text":"Well. This is... bizarre."},{"author_name":"BrothersT","author_uid":"12722","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 9:59pm","epoch":1346190840,"text":"Sex and defecation: precisely what I want from my games.  We only took 31.231 seconds to inseminate the queen.  Beat that!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The music is really nice, and the game itself is hilarious XD"},{"author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 10:05pm","epoch":1346191200,"text":"Gentlemen\/gentleladies, your words have made my day. High five! I shall play your videogames if my systems support such activities!! Double high five!!"},{"author_name":"tastive","author_uid":"15061","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 12:16am","epoch":1346199060,"text":"Hahahaha.  Thanks for your comment, VAM - fixed the critical bug, so please come back if you get a chance!  Hilarious game.  What's with the pooping?  I could use a health meter. :)"},{"author_name":"Cake&amp;Code","author_uid":"10976","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 6:09am","epoch":1346220240,"text":"9.9958874 seconds to inseminate the queen??? Whaaaaaat? xD\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The first level was hard to beat until I figured out I could camp a spot just between the sphere and the attack spawn point. Really zany game!"},{"author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 7:07am","epoch":1346223720,"text":"tastive - pooping is the health meter. When you get hit, you poop. 5 poops in one level and you're dead! You are free to induce poop yourself, that doesn't affect your health!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Cheers Cake&amp;Code  :)"},{"author_name":"BrothersT","author_uid":"12722","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 7:45pm","epoch":1346269200,"text":"@Cake&amp;Code - You can't just inseminate her once.  You have to beat the game, and then give your total score!"},{"author_name":"pardue","author_uid":"15733","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 9:11pm","epoch":1346274360,"text":"Your game is hilarious... Good job!!! :)"},{"author_name":"imef","author_uid":"9591","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 9:14pm","epoch":1346274540,"text":"I'm not sure what I was doing most of the time. But it seemed to work..."},{"author_name":"TinyPlatypus","author_uid":"12844","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 9:52pm","epoch":1346276820,"text":"Fun to play, absolutely no idea what I was doing or why I was doing it!"},{"author_name":"photex","author_uid":"14246","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 11:46pm","epoch":1346283660,"text":"What just happened to me?"},{"author_name":"Zed","author_uid":"4687","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:13pm","epoch":1346328480,"text":"I found that I got the best results from just kinda sitting in a corner and hammering the 'Z' button, and then the mid-level, erm, 'boss' thing required me to... sit there and hammer the 'Z' button. So it gave my finger a good work-out! Loved the music, too.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>But why was there poop?"},{"author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:06pm","epoch":1346335260,"text":"@photex You were VAMflaxed...!!  ;)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>@Zed Yeah, it needs enemies that creep up from behind, so you can't sit in one spot. The poop could then kill them. Also, if enemy bullets weren't killed by your bullets, that would make it more interesting."},{"author_name":"Maxium","author_uid":"13926","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 11:13pm","epoch":1346368080,"text":"So much poop"},{"author_name":"Saturnyn","author_uid":"12149","time":"Aug 31, 2012 @ 11:20am","epoch":1346411700,"text":"Quite a unique universe you built there !  \r<br\/>I kinda missed a health bar, it would make it easier to evaluate how close you are to losing and add some tension."},{"author_name":"VAMflax","author_uid":"14280","time":"Sep 1, 2012 @ 6:37pm","epoch":1346524320,"text":"Yeah, true that. Maybe the world is not ready yet for the five-poops-and-you're-dead system...  :)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Thanks for playing!"}],"images":["ld24\/14280-ee9062eff3c265abad4cf17b199676ed.jpg","ld24\/14280-98c13c61b1494548e4963062d4baefa1.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/21495867\/LD24\/Sunday9pm\/WebPlayer\/MatterSplatter-VAMflax.html","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/21495867\/LD24\/Source\/LD24-Evolution.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"29153","g_author":"14280","g_event":"LD24","g_eventkey":"12","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"29183","g_title":"MatterSplatter","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"504","g_commentcount":"24","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/163678\/14280-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/163678\/14280-shot1.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"MatterSplatter - Fight to gather genetic material and reproduce a mutated offspring... Save the universe from the mysterious... Dark Orb...!!!\r\n\r\nSide scrolling shooter with insemination and defecation gameplay systems!\r\n\r\nBut who is the Dark Orb...?<\/p>","title":"MatterSplatter"}