{"author_link":"\/author\/ariake81\/","author_name":"Ariake81","author_uid":"19384","comments":[{"author_name":"Fervir","author_uid":"20857","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:04pm","epoch":1367236740,"text":"I can't make it past the violent content warning screen.\rI press enter and nothing happens"},{"author_name":"Hyaku","author_uid":"7393","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:08pm","epoch":1367236980,"text":"LOL\rHumor 5\/5."},{"author_name":"BradleySmith","author_uid":"14944","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:28pm","epoch":1367248980,"text":"It's funny i'll give it that."},{"author_name":"oskardevelopment","author_uid":"21518","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:41pm","epoch":1367249760,"text":"Cool game! Laughed out loud at a few of those warnings! Found a bug though - game crashes at times if you die when a box is popping up, else its smooth!"},{"author_name":"SmilingCat","author_uid":"21630","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:48pm","epoch":1367250180,"text":"The first time I tried it seemed to get stuck at the music switch dialog. I think I may have been colliding with a projectile\/enemy at the time. The second time thru I was able to reach the end.\r\rDid anyone else just start shooting at the kitten thinking it was some kind of boss?"},{"author_name":"Ariake81","author_uid":"19384","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 10:51pm","epoch":1367361960,"text":"Sorry about any bugs and crashes, the game was made in 48hrs (as this was all we could do) and we're still learning the stencyl ropes (tips or advice gratefully received!). Please keep trying if it crashes, its only a short 'game' experience and we hope worth seeing through to the end. Thanks for playing!"},{"author_name":"qdowngames","author_uid":"15224","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 4:32am","epoch":1367382420,"text":"Well that's brilliant. Most humorous game yet!"},{"author_name":"Super Hamster","author_uid":"22460","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 4:34am","epoch":1367382540,"text":"Pretty funny."},{"author_name":"berareu","author_uid":"15244","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 1:45pm","epoch":1367415600,"text":"Fantastic and funny, great work :)"},{"author_name":"vilya","author_uid":"10456","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 10:00pm","epoch":1367445300,"text":"I liked the humour, but I thought presenting it as popups was too interrupting to the game. Not bad though!"},{"author_name":"Paul Sinnett","author_uid":"11312","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 10:10pm","epoch":1367445900,"text":"I like the thousands of pages of legal agreements. Nice touch."},{"author_name":"PPLo","author_uid":"19983","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 11:33pm","epoch":1367450880,"text":"Hahaha! Very funny, high rating for humour :)"},{"author_name":"sparkleswirl","author_uid":"22944","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 9:28pm","epoch":1367529780,"text":"So much wholesome fun! I almost forgot about the fictional mutant cat army murdering everything I love and cherish outside my barricaded doors!"},{"author_name":"Ariake81","author_uid":"19384","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 1:01am","epoch":1367542560,"text":"oh them darn mutant cats, making life all risky and challenging, W.E.T will soon make it all better. there, there.. its gonna be okay everyone....!"},{"author_name":"netguy204","author_uid":"5044","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 1:24am","epoch":1367543940,"text":"Cute. I was entertained. But, game locked up after the 3rd warning and I had to restart (and wait through the intro again.)"},{"author_name":"Jarcas Studios","author_uid":"20322","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 2:04am","epoch":1367546340,"text":"Really well done!"},{"author_name":"Jorjon","author_uid":"5268","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 2:21am","epoch":1367547360,"text":"I don't understand your view on minimalism."},{"author_name":"dremelofdeath","author_uid":"17159","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 5:22am","epoch":1367558220,"text":"I love the concept and humor. Nicely done!"},{"author_name":"Nanolotl","author_uid":"4470","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 8:22am","epoch":1367569020,"text":"Nice concept. There were some frame rate issues when the music changed. Aside from that, an enjoyable game."},{"author_name":"vapgames","author_uid":"15943","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 9:08am","epoch":1367571780,"text":"XD that was fun"},{"author_name":"evilseanbot","author_uid":"7902","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 10:03am","epoch":1367575080,"text":"Laggy om my computer (cheap, new laptop)"},{"author_name":"MinionStudios","author_uid":"22273","time":"May 9, 2013 @ 10:53pm","epoch":1368139680,"text":"Hilarious jab at our overly-sensitive censorship system."}],"images":["ld26\/19384-0db9691f6aa0d7d974fec895994d2d48.jpg","ld26\/19384-53f5f3ab41a9c1d1aa55bb4e19c51c43.jpg","ld26\/19384-77c7afb0c7643c121034bf84290f215f.jpg","ld26\/19384-0a5f709dbc0883a5691e5da454ac2029.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/dump\/item\/346404631e37fb2bd639b7923e1c9a4a","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"25906","g_author":"19384","g_event":"LD26","g_eventkey":"16","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"25936","g_title":"Funtendoid W.E.T.","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"353","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/19384-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/19384-shot1.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/19384-shot2.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/19384-shot3.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Minimal Risk!\r\nMinimal Challenge!\r\nMinimal Fun!.............\r\n\r\nW.E.T (Wholesome Entertainment Technologies) helps guide you completely through the exciting blockbuster Platform game 'Super Mega Monkey Man' from Funtendoid. Never be frustrated by difficult games again and have a pleasent parent friendly gameplay experience. we at W.E.T care so you dont have to....\r\n\r\nCONTROLS\r\n\r\nLEFT = Left Arrow Key\r\nRIGHT = Right Arrow Key\r\nJUMP = Z Key\r\nSHOOT = X Key\r\nACTION = Enter Key\r\n\r\nIN GAME SPEECH AND MUSIC - Please use speakers or headphones\r\nwhile playing the game!\r\n\r\n...With added POTATO GOODNESS.......!?......\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/p>","title":"Funtendoid W.E.T."}