{"author_link":"\/author\/dustystylus\/","author_name":"DustyStylus","author_uid":"15902","comments":[{"author_name":"Branch","author_uid":"21816","time":"Apr 28, 2013 @ 10:51pm","epoch":1367189160,"text":"doesnt work on my os. could you port it to ms-dos 6.40? :("},{"author_name":"bobo72a","author_uid":"22834","time":"Apr 28, 2013 @ 11:19pm","epoch":1367190840,"text":"Got D- my first try :D\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The comments he made were funny."},{"author_name":"KristianGibson","author_uid":"20629","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:56am","epoch":1367218260,"text":"Hahha, love it :')"},{"author_name":"Yozz","author_uid":"20545","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:31am","epoch":1367231160,"text":"Waiting for this game since the first day. Cool!"},{"author_name":"AlbertoSM","author_uid":"18201","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:32am","epoch":1367231220,"text":"Is it wrong that I like the title screen better than the actual game? haha!\r<br\/>Love the comments from Brian...hilarious!"},{"author_name":"Diamonde","author_uid":"19050","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:49am","epoch":1367232240,"text":"This is hilarious! D- was the best I could do, but I'm happy with it :)"},{"author_name":"ndssia","author_uid":"22566","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:59am","epoch":1367232840,"text":"E-!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>My art is bad, and I should feel bad.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Very cool :)"},{"author_name":"anjack","author_uid":"20602","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:31am","epoch":1367234760,"text":"The perfect game for the self-hating perfectionist!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Great voice-acting! ;)"},{"author_name":"aquilicoco","author_uid":"22746","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:52pm","epoch":1367246820,"text":"I love the the graphics and comments :)"},{"author_name":"donan","author_uid":"22213","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:53pm","epoch":1367246880,"text":"Hahahaha, one of my favourite games so far. Really cool idea."},{"author_name":"CMaster","author_uid":"10609","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:55pm","epoch":1367247000,"text":"Hah!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Pretty entertaining and bang on theme.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>D- isn't too hard to get if you well, make a reasonable stab at recreating a painting."},{"author_name":"Mythalore","author_uid":"12844","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:56pm","epoch":1367247060,"text":"Good idea, but I kept failing. :)"},{"author_name":"Andrew Shouldice","author_uid":"22249","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:05pm","epoch":1367247600,"text":"Brian is my favourite art teacher."},{"author_name":"wallmasterr","author_uid":"18865","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:19pm","epoch":1367259240,"text":"Nice animations and audio"},{"author_name":"mushbuh","author_uid":"23002","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:05pm","epoch":1367265600,"text":"Nice, funny music"},{"author_name":"Kimau","author_uid":"15","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:07pm","epoch":1367265720,"text":"Comments are brilliant love the tone and humour of the piece."},{"author_name":"bleating","author_uid":"23470","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:07pm","epoch":1367265720,"text":"Easily my favorite game so far"},{"author_name":"dualtagh","author_uid":"14306","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:12pm","epoch":1367266020,"text":"Haha! brilliant!"},{"author_name":"graytest","author_uid":"11705","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 8:13pm","epoch":1367266080,"text":"I love it!"},{"author_name":"puttputt","author_uid":"22072","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:38pm","epoch":1367278380,"text":"This is so good. I love it!"},{"author_name":"cahman","author_uid":"20494","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 12:39pm","epoch":1367325240,"text":"Hilarious!  Further confirms I have no understanding of minimalist art."},{"author_name":"Mase","author_uid":"18575","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 8:05pm","epoch":1367352000,"text":"Nice voice-overs. I felt a rush of hope when Brian said &quot;hrmm interesting.&quot;"},{"author_name":"marnaouf","author_uid":"12107","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 9:55am","epoch":1367401800,"text":"His comments while you're making the art made me laugh my ass off."},{"author_name":"dstozek","author_uid":"22673","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 10:24am","epoch":1367403540,"text":"I like the voice-overs! Couldn't get higher than E-, though. Solid work!"},{"author_name":"MinionStudios","author_uid":"22273","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 3:21pm","epoch":1367421360,"text":"Ha! Such a crazy game! love the fictional history of the critic."},{"author_name":"Beerman","author_uid":"5206","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 9:47pm","epoch":1367444520,"text":"Hilarious :D The game's fun, but my favourite part was Brian's funky dance moves on the title screen."},{"author_name":"DustyStylus","author_uid":"15902","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 10:02pm","epoch":1367445420,"text":"Thanks for your comments everyone! I wish I could've added more to make the game more of a 'game'. :)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The general rules to please Brian are:\r<br\/>- Ratio of Horizontal to Vertical ~ 1:1\r<br\/>- More than 1 color, but less than 7\r<br\/>\r<br\/>And yes, those are totally arbitrary decisions on my part, with no minimalistic artistic background at all I'm sorry to say!"},{"author_name":"NicoSaraintaris","author_uid":"22659","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 2:38pm","epoch":1367505180,"text":"Wow, so many minimalistic masterpieces... Nice game!"},{"author_name":"TheCze","author_uid":"17841","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 8:44pm","epoch":1367527140,"text":"Apparently I suck at art. Great sounds!"},{"author_name":"SmilingCat","author_uid":"21630","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 8:46pm","epoch":1367527260,"text":"Pretty fun, great use of the theme. Brian was a hoot, with all of his comments."},{"author_name":"GetFun","author_uid":"8548","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 8:46pm","epoch":1367527260,"text":"F-??!??! SHUT UP BRIAN!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>btw, it was fun =D great idea"},{"author_name":"matthias_zarzecki","author_uid":"3880","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 9:22pm","epoch":1367529420,"text":"Ha, this is great! Love the voice-over"},{"author_name":"ddionisio","author_uid":"17724","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 4:08am","epoch":1367553780,"text":"Awesome intro, made me laugh! Great animation and humor!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I failed 3 times, screw minimalistic art!"},{"author_name":"Dir3kt","author_uid":"12434","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 8:07am","epoch":1367568120,"text":"LOL\r<br\/>\r<br\/>:)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Really good entry.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Just read the description, Yaaay I got a D!"},{"author_name":"euwaku","author_uid":"23249","time":"May 6, 2013 @ 5:52am","epoch":1367819220,"text":"Brian is a jerk!! Loved that game :)"},{"author_name":"Evil Cult","author_uid":"8607","time":"May 8, 2013 @ 12:34am","epoch":1367972940,"text":"Fantastically hilarious. Nothing to say other than that."},{"author_name":"atraxgames","author_uid":"15195","time":"May 8, 2013 @ 9:27pm","epoch":1368048120,"text":"Animation and music reminds me Day of the Tentacle, this is very funny!"},{"author_name":"Catman","author_uid":"11589","time":"May 14, 2013 @ 10:24am","epoch":1368526740,"text":"Fun entry and nice animation!"},{"author_name":"pansapiens","author_uid":"198","time":"May 20, 2013 @ 10:45am","epoch":1369046400,"text":"Lots of lols :)"},{"author_name":"Sebastian","author_uid":"20818","time":"May 20, 2013 @ 6:02pm","epoch":1369072620,"text":"I don't think I've ever been so entertained by a menu screen XD\r<br\/>Nice work on the voice acting!"}],"images":["ld26\/15902-bda68971098c3890b0ea5e19541977bc.jpg","ld26\/15902-dfe093aa092c56868bcd944f0d5da979.jpg","ld26\/15902-5c4ab69a48d16be85ca69c6685ab2a87.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/47393248\/brian.html","text":"Web (Unity)"},{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/47393248\/BrianSchoolMinimalismSource.7z","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"25811","g_author":"15902","g_event":"LD26","g_eventkey":"16","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"25841","g_title":"Brian's School of Minimalism","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"184","g_commentcount":"40","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/15902-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/15902-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/15902-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Renowned art critic, Brian Sewell has been digitized and is ready to offer some criticism on your minimalist artistic offerings. Be warned, he is very hard to please.*\r\n\r\n* - in fact, it's impossible to get a better grade than a D-, consider that a 'win' if you get it.\r\n\r\n[ edit - whoops, due to a small glitch, you couldn't even get a D- ... fixed now. ]<\/p>","title":"Brian's School of Minimalism"}