Shaving Quest: The Razor's Edge by Milktoast

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made by Milktoast for LD26 (JAM)
The most highly anticipated shaving simulation of the year... is some other game. This one's all about making creepy mustaches and poking some guy in the eye.

THE STORY: Imagine it's the morning of that big job interview or business presentation. You were up 'til 3 a.m. preparing, but you forgot to set your alarm clock and you've overslept. Your train leaves in 10 minutes, so you only have a few precious moments to shave...

UPDATE #1: Boosted by the encouragement I've received, and with just under two hours to go 'til the Jam deadline, I implemented a kind of shaving-like... um, thing. It's not so much a simulation of actual shaving, but more of a Photoshop eraser tool, if one were implemented very poorly. Since the Jam still hasn't ended, I'm releasing an updated version!! Now with 100% more shaving! Enjoy!

UPDATE #2: The post-jam version adds: (1) a button to regrow the beard, (2) option to grow a more dense beard, and (3) a monobrow.

UPDATE #3: The post-jam version is now more game-like: a score and timer have been added! Yay! I've removed the beard density and debug options. Minimalism!

Ratings

Coolness 100% 1
Overall(Jam) 2.49 495
Audio(Jam) 1.20 467
Fun(Jam) 2.72 344
Graphics(Jam) 2.93 347
Humor(Jam) 3.85 16
Innovation(Jam) 3.30 167
Mood(Jam) 2.44 428
Theme(Jam) 2.70 452

Feedback

Perry
29. Apr 2013 路 16:03 UTC
You made SOMETHING. You know, I've been programming for five years, and in those five years the amount of time I've spent on programming which resulted in nothing made is roughly %95 of the time.

Prototype after prototype, giving up on a project to move to another, which I'd give up and move to another. All wastes. You've made SOMETHING, if every time you sat down and worked it was toward a completed project, then you're better than me, you're better than 9/10 of every amature game dev. The keynote of this very Ludum Dare was about submitting something. http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2013/04/24/welcome-to-ludum-dare-26/#more-228094
馃帳 Milktoast
29. Apr 2013 路 16:22 UTC
Thanks, Perry. I see you also went with CreateJS. Congrats on finishing up! I knew going in that it was going to be rough. Having never attempted LD (or any game compo for that matter), I didn't fully appreciate the need for pre-planning, rigorous time management, etc. Didn't do any pre-work... just began with that accursed, cold cursor blinking at me in that vacuous, empty text editor. (*shudders*)
peggiosoft
29. Apr 2013 路 21:45 UTC
this is pure nonsense, but so far it's funniest game i've played.
aare
29. Apr 2013 路 21:46 UTC
I really like the graphics and how the guys face reflects his emotions. It's a really shame that you didn't manage to finish becouse it really have a potential
Ludipe
29. Apr 2013 路 21:47 UTC
Hey, don't give up, you did a great job with this, so keep working on it and finish it, even if it's not for the compo, who cares? Try to do it in the next days, if you achieve that you'll have done it, because the point is to finish the game.

Keep making games! :)
zanzindorf
29. Apr 2013 路 21:53 UTC
I almost didn't play this game because the thumbnail reminds me of "Un Chien Andalou" (A very messed up movie by Salvador Dali), but I'm glad I did because even though it wasn't finished I thought what you did have was interesting and funny. I shaved the heck out of his nose :D Thanks for the submission.
theomnis
29. Apr 2013 路 23:15 UTC
Funniest game so far.
netguy204
29. Apr 2013 路 23:17 UTC
You made something indeed! Way to post it in spite of what you think of it.

You know what would totally rock? If you wrote up a killer postmortem for this and described what you think went really well and what didn't go well. What were you shooting to achieve and what prevented you from doing it? The exercise would help you do better next time and would help your peers as well.

A failure, properly responded to, is a fantastic opportunity. Go for it!
Richard Matey
29. Apr 2013 路 23:17 UTC
For a man that can not grow a proper beard, my dream would be to shave a face with a healthy grow and expose a young fresh face in hiding, even if it is virtually. Please make my dreams come true ;)
neight
29. Apr 2013 路 23:18 UTC
What's here is already funny. I can see how this could be hilarious with a little more work. I very badly wanted to shave his nose off.
Perry
30. Apr 2013 路 00:28 UTC
Oh yes, very much do what netguy204 is saying. Do a postmortem, I would love to read it. But it would still be most beneficial to you.
thatwhichis
30. Apr 2013 路 00:39 UTC
I could shave this man's eyeballs all night long. o_O
Fabien Por茅e
30. Apr 2013 路 01:26 UTC
I like this. I'm glad there's no blood!
fueelin
30. Apr 2013 路 02:47 UTC
I enjoyed this a lot more with debug mode on! Funny game, liked the animations.
TravisChen
30. Apr 2013 路 06:07 UTC
ROFL'd.
Harsay
30. Apr 2013 路 17:10 UTC
Shaved like Hitler <hehe>
Qaterknan
30. Apr 2013 路 17:17 UTC
good idea and funny gameplay :D It is a shame there is no actual goal
m4cgregor
30. Apr 2013 路 17:22 UTC
Great idea !.

Real funny.

Maybe you could use the texture of a full grown beard... to fade out... and smaller opacity "pixels".
nimblegorilla
30. Apr 2013 路 17:28 UTC
Nice job. I like the simplicity.
CataclysmicKnight
30. Apr 2013 路 20:48 UTC
Absolutely hysterical! I won't admit how long I played around with it :P
ahm99
01. May 2013 路 01:06 UTC
Haha. Doesn't really have a win screen, oh well. Good job :)
vilya
01. May 2013 路 23:59 UTC
I guess it's not really a game, but I liked it a lot anyway. Something about it just makes me chuckle. Nice one!
MinionStudios
02. May 2013 路 00:00 UTC
What the... no endgame? Did he make it to work? Did I get ten point for a fu manchu? DANG... Fun game tho!
SuperDisk
02. May 2013 路 00:01 UTC
Ho ho, I guess it's something. Neat for a few seconds.
Squared Muffin
02. May 2013 路 00:24 UTC
Interesting concept but more of a toy than a game. Also, when I shave there's a lot more blood involved... I wonder if I'm doing it wrong...
SuperlevelSebastian
02. May 2013 路 01:22 UTC
Haha, had a good laugh. <3
atraxgames
02. May 2013 路 16:31 UTC
:D
_Rilem
03. May 2013 路 13:13 UTC
Wow! O: lol
It's definitely minimalism. It's a shame the nose wouldn't let loose though. :D
Sylvain.p
04. May 2013 路 17:36 UTC
The character haven't nose in my version.
cfloydtweets
05. May 2013 路 15:09 UTC
This idea was hilarious. I love it!
goerp
08. May 2013 路 11:02 UTC
I don't know where that screenshot with the smiley face comes from must be from the post compo, because I didn't see it.

Anyway: a very funny game with the right looks (eventually).

PS: love your choice of avatar!
馃帳 Milktoast
08. May 2013 路 15:48 UTC
@zanzindorf "Un Chien Andalou" OMG =(

@Perry @Ludipe @netguy204 Your feedback really helped me to stick with this thing until it was done (including a post-mortem). Thank you!

@Richard Matey You can now shave his beard. But I don't know if this is a dream or nightmare.

@thatwhichis :o

@ahm99 @vilya @MinionStudios Actual gameplay (what little there is) and win screen (technically) now available in post-jam version.


@goerp He starts with a smile, but looses it if you hit his nose or eyes too hard. Your goal is to keep him smiling through the whole ordeal. =)

Thank you, everyone! This has been a blast!
Fnkee
08. May 2013 路 23:47 UTC
Seriously; add some music and some sounds to this, as well as a couple of features for different kind of beard and brows, and you got yourself a NEAT app! It's great fun playing around with!
bobiniki
09. May 2013 路 15:18 UTC
Ha ha hA ha!
Martin_Monosys
10. May 2013 路 22:41 UTC
Most fun I ever had shaving without shaving myself... :O
PsenFilip
11. May 2013 路 15:52 UTC
I dig the concept as a toy.
I LOL'ed quite a few times.
xploitgames
14. May 2013 路 20:14 UTC
Enjoyed shaping the perfect tauche! Would love a challenge mode. Shave this style! Go! (P.S. Add more shaving trauma)
kidevil
16. May 2013 路 00:59 UTC
Ha! Neat idea! I think I spent more time shaving his eyeballs than his beard ;)
Brassawiking
19. May 2013 路 17:51 UTC
Mustache physics, the newest addition to cry-engine ^^