{"author_link":"\/author\/drunkenorc\/","author_name":"DrunkenOrc","author_uid":"4370","comments":[{"author_name":"Zccc","author_uid":"14205","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 2:08am","epoch":1377482580,"text":"What? xD the ending killed me!"},{"author_name":"SilentBunny","author_uid":"21833","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 3:12am","epoch":1377486420,"text":"This is art."},{"author_name":"cardboard","author_uid":"16294","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 3:17am","epoch":1377486720,"text":"Butt Victory! I think this is a great game. The controls felt a bit slippery since the player is moved along as the level scrolls, but must move against the level's pushing sometimes. I think the music fit perfectly, the poops in the background filled the space surrounding the player nicely, and the player taking a poo is hilarious. Great work!"},{"author_name":"TheDreik","author_uid":"11876","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 5:11am","epoch":1377493560,"text":"Very fun game! Perhaps the most hilarious interpretation of the theme."},{"author_name":"Feysoura","author_uid":"25882","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 5:28am","epoch":1377494580,"text":"You know, fuck The Last of Us and MGS, this is the greatest game I've ever played."},{"author_name":"Colapsydo","author_uid":"3984","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 8:49am","epoch":1377506640,"text":"It seriously worth it to finish this game :D\rNice mechanic by the way."},{"author_name":"Lars Faust","author_uid":"25107","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 9:17am","epoch":1377508320,"text":"This took bloody forever to finish.\r\rWhat an absolute piece of shit. \r\r\r10\/10."},{"author_name":"zerebruin","author_uid":"18208","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 9:50am","epoch":1377510300,"text":"Difficult like shit!"},{"author_name":"xk","author_uid":"16005","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 11:30am","epoch":1377516300,"text":"I just can express how awesome this game is, 5\/5 everything is perfect. AWESOME WORK! Games like these are reason why i participate in ludum dare!"},{"author_name":"JokerDen","author_uid":"16034","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 11:31am","epoch":1377516360,"text":"Why only 5 stars! I want 6! No – 1000000 stars. My favourite at this LD."},{"author_name":"TobiasW","author_uid":"2587","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 11:58am","epoch":1377517980,"text":"Haha, this is pretty great! Everything fits well together, creating this... it's hard to describe, but it is kind of fun. I just wish the controls where a little bit sharper (I think not walking automatically would help) - I feel like that is the main reason for my deaths.\r\rI hope some YouTuber uploads a Let's Play of it later, I want to see "a great cutscene about my ass, followed by a few minutes of me crying" but I can't stand falling down anymore :D\r\rGood job! Make a crappy entry next time too!"},{"author_name":"Diogo Muller","author_uid":"23705","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 4:17pm","epoch":1377533520,"text":"Shitty game!\r\rProbably my GOTY."},{"author_name":"dekart","author_uid":"14826","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 5:18pm","epoch":1377537180,"text":"This is the best one of this compo, i think %)"},{"author_name":"futuristteletex","author_uid":"25869","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 5:53am","epoch":1377582480,"text":"haha.. too funny.. really actually like the art and pooping animation.. gets tricky and takes some planning\/skill when you are going to drop one. one of my favorites so far!"},{"author_name":"namrog84","author_uid":"4313","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:29am","epoch":1377757440,"text":"HAhah! Brilliant!! I was shitting when I played this"},{"author_name":"Diventurer","author_uid":"7567","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:37pm","epoch":1377801120,"text":"Zero shits given. Oh my god, this is such a fucking amazing game! xD\rNeedles to say; 5\/5 humor."},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:37pm","epoch":1377801120,"text":"Nice work integrating the theme with a deuce! A good fun laugh all around."},{"author_name":"ashdnazg","author_uid":"21623","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:45pm","epoch":1377801600,"text":"Pure genius.\rNothing can lighten up your day like drowning in a pool of diarrhea."},{"author_name":"ddionisio","author_uid":"17724","time":"Aug 30, 2013 @ 4:00am","epoch":1377834900,"text":"I'm not ashamed to admit that I played this...and actually got to the end. Controls is actually good :P"},{"author_name":"Diptoman","author_uid":"25325","time":"Aug 31, 2013 @ 10:15am","epoch":1377943800,"text":"Quite the funny game to pick up and play. Am I weird for liking the sound when the butt decides to take a big shit? :O\rThe only fault I could find is the automatic running forward hinders jumping backwards for some platforms, if that makes any sense."},{"author_name":"manuq","author_uid":"26318","time":"Sep 6, 2013 @ 7:48pm","epoch":1378496580,"text":"Haha! Great controls!"},{"author_name":"theholychicken","author_uid":"25095","time":"Sep 6, 2013 @ 9:43pm","epoch":1378503480,"text":"Your song at the end just killed me!!\rI'm crying tears of joy right now...\rI saw this during the 48 hours and I've been trying to find it ever since compo ended, but there is literally 251 entries when I search ASS...\rThis... this is better than I could have ever imagined... Shit on bro."},{"author_name":"BrothersT","author_uid":"12722","time":"Sep 7, 2013 @ 7:48pm","epoch":1378582980,"text":"Haha! So funny! And enough of a challenge without being ridiculous. I rate this v. highly."},{"author_name":"urth","author_uid":"285","time":"Sep 8, 2013 @ 2:20am","epoch":1378606500,"text":"Fant-ass-tic"},{"author_name":"Beerman","author_uid":"5206","time":"Sep 10, 2013 @ 8:31pm","epoch":1378844760,"text":"Wow. Awesome job - if this doesn't win something there's no justice in the world."}],"images":["ld27\/4370-66be9d1525a573cb919660a04cced267.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/DrunkenOrc\/my-ass","text":"Web"},{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/27803372\/MY%20ASS.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"24183","g_author":"4370","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"24213","g_title":"MY ASS","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"306","g_commentcount":"25","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/4370-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This is a game about my ass. Every ten seconds, you must drop a fat one.\r\n\r\nWASD or arrows to move, ass to ass.\r\n\r\nSee if you can get to the end of the game for a great cutscene about my ass, followed by a few minutes of me crying.","title":"MY ASS"}