{"author_link":"\/author\/sasmaster147\/","author_name":"SasMaster147","author_uid":"26099","comments":[{"author_name":"okmmjyygv","author_uid":"26527","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:47am","epoch":1377596520,"text":"I like the theme, but graphics aren't smooth. Anyway, I liked it."},{"author_name":"flod","author_uid":"15946","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:20pm","epoch":1377638100,"text":"sorry - i only play web versions -  but it sounds interesting"},{"author_name":"Arrow-x","author_uid":"17767","time":"Sep 10, 2013 @ 1:19pm","epoch":1378818840,"text":"Need more work on the graphics ... but very fun"},{"author_name":"Eelfroth","author_uid":"7288","time":"Sep 16, 2013 @ 6:33pm","epoch":1379356080,"text":"Sadly, I cannot run this. &quot;sound parameters have not been initialized&quot;\r<br\/>\r<br\/>But I love the story, man!"}],"images":["ld27\/26099-8caf630ae18b6ece02049441759cb22c.jpg","ld27\/26099-825931e5f88b780f47d5b56f8c1a982b.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/0ar097h4vc7zd3r\/ji3s3DvHrj?m","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"23492","g_author":"26099","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"23522","g_title":"Ten Seconds to Impact: The Colossal Interstellar O","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"4","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/26099-shot1.JPG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/26099-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You work as an IMMIGRATION OFFICER at the HD 10180 STELLAR IMMIGRATION AGENCY.\r\nA few minutes ago, a shipment of VITAL OFFICE SUPPLIES to the HD 10180 STELLAR IMMIGRATION AGENCY'S MAIN OFFICE, your workplace, was jettisoned into space.\r\nUnfortunately, this particular region of space is one a number of passenger faceships happen to be flying through.\r\nAs these ships are flying at a dangerously high 99.5% of the speed of light, any impacts with a stray filing cabinet will result in a violent explosion.\r\nIt is your task to ram your head into these ordinary office supplies and ram them out of the faceship flight paths before someone gets hurt.\r\nBut hurry! The nearest faceship is a mere ten seconds away!\r\nFortunately, this is in its frame of reference. You have a leisurely one hundred seconds to remove a few stray laptops and coffee mugs before the faceship blows you all to hell.\r\nGood luck!\r\n\r\n(Everything is loaded at the start, so it may take a while to start up.)\r\n\r\nTO PLAY: go to bin, then Debug, then LuduL DaraD.exe","title":"Ten Seconds to Impact: The Colossal Interstellar Office Supply Spill Disaster"}