HowToBasic: The Game by haloflooder

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made by haloflooder for LD27 (JAM)
*Moved notes to bottom of the description page!

*NOTICE*
Before you ask why the game doesn't make any sense. Please look at HowToBasic's youtube videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mm_5Z__TjQ

After that, you will understand this game completely. This game was inspired by him.



HowToBasic: The Game!

Before you say "You're wasting pixels! Think of the starving children in Africa". You should try it.

I am remaking this game completely with better graphics, "story", and level designs!

*Will make post-jam version with all items unlockable*

I was originally going to do Compo but I ran out of time and I wasn't even close to being done when the 48 hour mark was arriving.

!!!FUN FACT!!!:
All the voices and sfx were done by voice!
How to do sfx: http://www.tinyurl.com/n25r564

Journals I made during this time:
http://www.tinyurl.com/lo4uy6z
http://www.tinyurl.com/katqgr8
http://www.tinyurl.com/n25r564
http://www.tinyurl.com/m3khrrk

Bonus:
http://www.imgur.com/VzuOtCb

*edit: Fixed reported bugs!

**Note: Sorry but only the egg is available due the lack of time and my schedule :(

***Hello Imgurians! OP has delivered!
http://www.imgur.com/gallery/gTs5W/new

****Easily ported to HTML5 (tested on Chrome/Firefox. Opera/Safari/IE users, please tell me any bugs you find)

*****The HTML5 version works on SOME tablets/phones. but I'm still going to try to port to android for the derps.

******Android version released! Only tested on my Samsung Galaxy Note 1

Ratings

Coolness 82% 2
Overall(Jam) 3.04 325
Audio(Jam) 2.74 322
Fun(Jam) 3.29 146
Graphics(Jam) 3.18 313
Humor(Jam) 3.91 25
Innovation(Jam) 3.27 167
Mood(Jam) 2.77 342
Theme(Jam) 3.10 280

Feedback

kevinAlbs
26. Aug 2013 路 21:53 UTC
Haha this is great. It's certainly an interesting idea and I like the graphics.
Anoarith
26. Aug 2013 路 21:54 UTC
Best game ever x).

Actually I'm stuck at lvl 6, is there a bug?

Also : when you try to select another item and then click somewhere on the screen, the game crash.
joekinglake
26. Aug 2013 路 21:55 UTC
Haha i love the voice. Love the YT channel too. Very funny game :). Lots of fatal crashes when clicking the buttons at the bottom though :(
馃帳 haloflooder
26. Aug 2013 路 22:48 UTC
@KevinAlbs:
Thanks!

@Anoarith:
No, there isn't a bug in lvl 6. I just need to put a hint in there.
I just accidentally left something in that is basically a Pseudocode.

@joekinglake:
Thanks! I love the YT channel too. Yeah, I accidentally left something that is basically a Pseudocode in the game.
theholychicken
27. Aug 2013 路 01:16 UTC
When I saw the title I just had to play this.
How do I get the unlocks though?
馃帳 haloflooder
27. Aug 2013 路 01:18 UTC
@theholychicken:
If you read the notes at the top, you'll see. Basically, I didn't have the time :(
LPGhatguy
27. Aug 2013 路 01:39 UTC
That was beautiful.
LikeTheMammal
27. Aug 2013 路 01:40 UTC
Awesome. Love the reference. Fuckin' Eggs lol.
Diogo Muller
27. Aug 2013 路 01:47 UTC
Hahaha, very creative game. Had fun with it, couldn't get past the 8th level (if that's even possible. I lost, so I won?)
dalbinblue
30. Aug 2013 路 23:10 UTC
Okay, that was just some stupid fun. I'd love to see move of this.
馃帳 haloflooder
31. Aug 2013 路 07:24 UTC
@Diogo Muller:
It's possible. Hint: Push the buttons in the right order

@dalbinblue:
Yeah, that's the point. Stupid fun. And what do you mean by move? A better fully grown version?
kivifreak
31. Aug 2013 路 09:08 UTC
It's smart to port it to Android, because Touch controls would fit it.
馃帳 haloflooder
31. Aug 2013 路 09:28 UTC
@kivifreak:
Yeah, I know. I was planning on it (working on it as we speak)
Toshiro
31. Aug 2013 路 09:58 UTC
Seriously, is everything going well in your head ? That's juste WTF, I loved that ! :')
Lo-X
31. Aug 2013 路 11:32 UTC
Awesome =) I like that kind of WTF :)
Mago
31. Aug 2013 路 12:46 UTC
OMG what a game. Crazy fun, I love it!
ellipticaldoor
31. Aug 2013 路 14:12 UTC
Really funny
Colapsydo
31. Aug 2013 路 14:22 UTC
Ahah that's the spirit, smashing eggs everywhere.
I love the low res voice, really coherent with the graphics and the animation. And the intro is great.
zatyka
31. Aug 2013 路 14:55 UTC
That was ridiculous, but I enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm looking forward to the redone version you mentioned.
Corn茅 Dorrestijn
31. Aug 2013 路 15:27 UTC
Some levels were quite confusing. Still don't know why i won those :P
Misfit
31. Aug 2013 路 20:54 UTC
This is hilarious. Best audio ever!
darkshadow
31. Aug 2013 路 21:07 UTC
No idea how I won the move level, clicking the buttons or pressing arrow keys did nothing the first time! The rest of the game makes hardly any more sense, but the paradox level was funny!
馃帳 haloflooder
31. Aug 2013 路 21:31 UTC
@darkshadow:
If you look at howtobasic's youtube videos. You will find out why the game doesn't make any sense.
Toadpud
01. Sep 2013 路 17:12 UTC
Haha. Love it.
hbocao
02. Sep 2013 路 02:25 UTC
I love it! It's so stupid like the videos. haaha So funny!
dekart
02. Sep 2013 路 17:11 UTC
Cool game
ratalaika
04. Sep 2013 路 16:45 UTC
! Great job :).
DuduSAr
04. Sep 2013 路 22:42 UTC
Haha XD
Almax27
05. Sep 2013 路 19:29 UTC
Love the reference, there's nowt you can't do with egg smashing.

The ending was cool too. Would love to see this extended to your full vision of it. :)
Antidote
08. Sep 2013 路 16:56 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8jumdackQ - These are my first impressions on the game ^^
manuq
13. Sep 2013 路 01:51 UTC
Smashing controls :) Fun.

I think the intro will look better without many fade-in fade-out.