{"author_link":"\/author\/eskivor\/","author_name":"eskivor","author_uid":"25329","comments":[{"author_name":"errorage","author_uid":"20786","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 12:31am","epoch":1387239960,"text":"Speaking as someone who stays weeeeellll away from the topic you're spoofing, it's hilarious :) I love some of the small touches in this game too, like how security changes towards the end :)"},{"author_name":"WhoaConstrictor","author_uid":"31841","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 12:34am","epoch":1387240140,"text":"The combat mechanic is really cool, though only fighting three enemies at once repeatedly got boring quite fast. With more interesting environments or other obstacles to consider, could be an interesting game. Humor is neither here nor there."},{"author_name":"MaTX","author_uid":"8087","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 12:39pm","epoch":1387283640,"text":"This made me genuinely laugh. To be honest I think you could have increased the difficulty in a much better way, and the game mechanic could have been more fun.\r\rBut the style of the drawings + the bosses were hilarious."},{"author_name":"Lolshouse Dev Team","author_uid":"29857","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 4:12am","epoch":1387598820,"text":"Genius."},{"author_name":"tobbez","author_uid":"19361","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 4:15am","epoch":1387599000,"text":"The idea was nice the text that was not just repeats of previous text was fun but the gameplay was pretty uninteresting. Nice idea but too much repeats and focus on the uninteresting parts."},{"author_name":"Several","author_uid":"11903","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 4:50am","epoch":1387601100,"text":"I think I felt a little uncomfortable playing as a fat white guy who uses an expensive gift to kill the non-white security staff who rush to the scene when a white guy presses a button. This is really a comment on globalization, outsourcing, and a privileged middle class, isn't it?\r\rThe main character became spontaneously dizzy after flying; I assume it is a blood pressure thing, but maybe not.\r\rThose bodyguard animations are great."},{"author_name":"OhFiddleDiddle","author_uid":"28661","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 6:34am","epoch":1387607340,"text":"My only downside to it would be how there is basically no change in difficulty throughout the levels, other wise great game! :D"},{"author_name":"Mlle Eole","author_uid":"8751","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 4:39pm","epoch":1387643640,"text":"I usually don't pay interest on the topic but the scenar was really fun, it remember me the last southpark. :)"},{"author_name":"Nikteddy92","author_uid":"12659","time":"Dec 26, 2013 @ 10:08pm","epoch":1388095380,"text":"Ok. You win."},{"author_name":"OnlySlightly","author_uid":"1959","time":"Dec 27, 2013 @ 12:25am","epoch":1388103600,"text":"Funny use of the theme. It was really cute. I want to know why China cared whether we get a hitbox one or a paystation 4 though."},{"author_name":"Jacic","author_uid":"5267","time":"Dec 27, 2013 @ 12:48am","epoch":1388104980,"text":"I like the mechanic of throwing then retrieving the weapon."},{"author_name":"van noctar","author_uid":"21196","time":"Dec 27, 2013 @ 1:51am","epoch":1388108760,"text":"Very funny! I like the story and controls! Very cool!!"},{"author_name":"thebrainfuse","author_uid":"24501","time":"Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:22pm","epoch":1388258220,"text":"the comics are so funny! but i wish there was more variety in the gameplay and design, instead of repeating 3 dudes over and over and over..."},{"author_name":"psc1997","author_uid":"20890","time":"Dec 29, 2013 @ 6:20pm","epoch":1388340900,"text":"haha the most funny game ever! ;)\rMacrosoft, Mr Omaha, PayStatin and more ;D\rI like it very much ;D"},{"author_name":"kirbytails7","author_uid":"4767","time":"Dec 29, 2013 @ 10:29pm","epoch":1388355840,"text":"Not a bad idea, though the gameplay is pretty repetitive with just the three enemies, and the cutscenes are longer than the gameplay (secretly subtle satire?)."},{"author_name":"archaeometrician","author_uid":"27214","time":"Dec 30, 2013 @ 5:36am","epoch":1388381460,"text":"Nice game ! The names were funny, you made me laugh a lot ;). Great work !"},{"author_name":"psychonull","author_uid":"31386","time":"Dec 31, 2013 @ 4:55pm","epoch":1388508600,"text":"Kept me playing because I was wondering what would be the next boss. Nice to see a game like this with that sense of humor. Improving a little bit the gameplay would make the game much better."},{"author_name":"Cake&Code","author_uid":"10976","time":"Jan 6, 2014 @ 7:07pm","epoch":1389034920,"text":"It's a pretty funny game, and the graphics really added to that. It got repetitive sort of fast, and I think changing up a few aspects of it would make it more fresh."}],"images":["ld28\/25329-5dd61d36617b433193b5b971c8d3d99f.jpg","ld28\/25329-d6444243f31511ffa0ae54368780c609.jpg","ld28\/25329-2d0e970c42f3b8154b22a3476a36d244.jpg","ld28\/25329-6b66ade5f96830366f70ff2b44f490ef.jpg","ld28\/25329-e0bbd3e315abc733a936d8296024cc93.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/eskivor\/you-only-get-hitbox-one","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"22564","g_author":"25329","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"22594","g_title":"You Only Get Hitbox One","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"750","g_commentcount":"18","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25329-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25329-shot1.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25329-shot2.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25329-shot3.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25329-shot4.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"\"You Only Get Hitbox One\" is a parodic game talking about the new generation of consoles.\r\n\r\nWhat do you do if you always wanted a PayStation for Christmas 4 and you only get a Hitbox One ? \r\n\r\nFat Gamer, the hero of this game, is in this situation. He wants to have a refund but all the world is against him. He has to throw his Hitbox to defeat his enemies, then pick up his Hitbox again to throw it again. His Hitbox is his only weapon, his only bullet, so, you should be prudent !\r\n\r\n\r\n(Arrows keys to move, space to throw the Hitbox, you have to defeat all the enemies to unlock the next level)\r\n\r\n\r\nThe games contents 7 levels, 2 languages avalaible (English & French), cut scenes, 8-bit sound & music.\r\n\r\nI think when I start it was a ambitious project, but I made everything I planned just in time, so it's a great achievement for me !\r\n \r\nI think I can't do more contents, alone, under only 48 hours ! :)","title":"You Only Get Hitbox One"}