{"author_link":"\/author\/malhcat\/","author_name":"MALHCat","author_uid":"18309","comments":[{"author_name":"Algerator","author_uid":"16704","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:02am","epoch":1387267020,"text":"Awesome! So funny and original :D\rThe art is very cool :)\rGood Work!\rUnfortunately I suck at playing it and I couldn't finish it xD"},{"author_name":"louis.denizet","author_uid":"29406","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:41am","epoch":1387269360,"text":"nice but too hard for me too =)"},{"author_name":"SpellingPhailer","author_uid":"29144","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:42am","epoch":1387269420,"text":"This might just be the greatest idea ever."},{"author_name":"Lancelot Gao","author_uid":"3035","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:51am","epoch":1387269960,"text":"too hard for me"},{"author_name":"Pomb","author_uid":"21417","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:52am","epoch":1387270020,"text":"I like it! good job on the Walls they look very, insidesie.\rmovement feels a little sharp, but otherwise good job!\rI also couldn't manage to finish :S"},{"author_name":"Ekilibr","author_uid":"29137","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 12:52pm","epoch":1387284420,"text":"That's a funny game with nice graphics ! But I couldn't finish it too :( !"},{"author_name":"PaperBlurt","author_uid":"26530","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:05pm","epoch":1387285200,"text":"Why aren't there more sex ed games?\rThis is fun and nice looking!"},{"author_name":"raisedmedia","author_uid":"32069","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:05pm","epoch":1387285200,"text":"Terrific. Although I couldn't beat it. :("},{"author_name":"Alismuffin","author_uid":"29410","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:05pm","epoch":1387285200,"text":"Very polished!"},{"author_name":"Geoege","author_uid":"13360","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:14pm","epoch":1387285740,"text":"Great job !\rMaybe you should lower the difficulty, to make the game less frustrating and more fun.\rIn fact the game isn't that hard but starting over a 45 sec survival, or the run from the beggining, is really annoying and don't really serve the fun of your game. Think aboutsomething like checkpoint for the run and lower timer for survival but make it more intense. The boss fight was pretty fine i think.\r\rBtw i don't want to know that future where Vaginas are filling with acid, full of bactery, bloody spike and serial killer ovule.\r\rReally liked it. :D"},{"author_name":"drkrunk","author_uid":"20825","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:14pm","epoch":1387285740,"text":"Nice game, can't find anything I didn't like about it."},{"author_name":"Gungnir","author_uid":"15389","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:50pm","epoch":1387287900,"text":"Performing tackles with an angry sperm in a spike-laden vagina. Only LD can deliver me this. (Great)"},{"author_name":"GBolt","author_uid":"29455","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 2:33pm","epoch":1387290480,"text":"A bit hard, nice graphics and music."},{"author_name":"Zener","author_uid":"12819","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 6:00pm","epoch":1387302900,"text":"Awesome game! The game is cool, the art (direction) is great and even the music is good. Very nice game, I hope you release the DLCs soon ;)"},{"author_name":"LexGarza","author_uid":"30814","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 1:19am","epoch":1387329240,"text":"I like it!, Good job. The last screen after win disappears soon."},{"author_name":"Ithildin","author_uid":"15664","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 8:23pm","epoch":1387570680,"text":"Great game! Visuals and sound are amazing, they're really polished. Controls are smooth, too, and I like the humorous way the game is linked to the theme (Sh*t, you've discovered our secret spikes!). Congratulations!\r\rPS: "Art direction"? Jrodi, pls ;PP"},{"author_name":"michail","author_uid":"20486","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 11:16pm","epoch":1387581060,"text":"Funny game, the first part was the hardest for me. I like the graphics and humor. The movement is a little buggy - something like 10x slowdown happens totally randomly from time to time and comes back to normal without a reason.\r\rOh, and spikes in vagina are epic ;)"},{"author_name":"McDonaldsWizard","author_uid":"22461","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 11:22pm","epoch":1387581420,"text":"I'm really glad i came to this game. The graphics are really tight."},{"author_name":"eskivor","author_uid":"25329","time":"Dec 29, 2013 @ 5:16pm","epoch":1388337060,"text":"Nice graphics and music but the game is too hard(I tested the easier version) : only one life and no checkpoint."},{"author_name":"Nikteddy92","author_uid":"12659","time":"Jan 5, 2014 @ 1:31pm","epoch":1388928360,"text":"Great game!\rWell done! :D"}],"images":["ld28\/18309-ebe011561e24ddd24e4c134b8bbd0a4c.jpg","ld28\/18309-dd0344b6cbc93727141a43999283af40.jpg","ld28\/18309-c58fc2cd6a0b04b2aa194ca2b5bc2d19.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/13291868\/LD28\/LD28.html","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/MALH\/the-last-sperm","text":"Easier and improved Web Version"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"22251","g_author":"18309","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"22280","g_title":"The Last SPERM","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"177","g_commentcount":"20","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18309-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18309-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18309-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Finally it's here. The fate of the world is on your hands!! You only got one sperm to save humanity from extinction.\r\n\r\n-Play as three different characters and enjoy.\r\n-Play three different levels and make it to the end.\r\n\r\nMove with arrows and select\/tackle with space.\r\n\r\nNOW With an easier and improved version!!!!\r\n","title":"The Last SPERM"}