{"author_link":"\/author\/fysx\/","author_name":"fysx","author_uid":"10726","comments":[{"author_name":"MarekkPie","author_uid":"11038","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:26am","epoch":1387164060,"text":"I can't seem to "slap" a student."},{"author_name":"leafo","author_uid":"4321","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 7:34am","epoch":1387178940,"text":"cool game, took me a bit to figure out how to punch them. This would make a good mobile game."},{"author_name":"DustyStylus","author_uid":"15902","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 1:35pm","epoch":1387200600,"text":"Haha! Good slap sound! :D"},{"author_name":"YellowLime","author_uid":"30054","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 2:54pm","epoch":1387205340,"text":"Good game, but I think you have to move the mouse too far across to slap a student (diagonal slapping was slightly better)\rI didn't like that sneaky students that I already gave a cookie to count as hungry students when they go offscreen.\rI think the game should allow you to just avoid the sneaky arms that already got a cookie as a viable play style, and the slaps should just be for bonus points."},{"author_name":"josefnpat","author_uid":"11249","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:39am","epoch":1387265640,"text":"Is it bad that I enjoyed slapping the students into oblivion? Very nice game! Very funny!"},{"author_name":"Devon","author_uid":"216","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:13am","epoch":1387343280,"text":"couldnt slap with my trackpad, but when i connected with a mouse i finally figured it out. seems accurate."},{"author_name":"fysx","author_uid":"10726","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 12:31pm","epoch":1387369560,"text":"@YellowLime: many thanks for your remark! This is indeed a bug. I have uploaded a fixed version."},{"author_name":"Lolshouse Dev Team","author_uid":"29857","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:51pm","epoch":1387388760,"text":"Apart from the slightly fast pace and how it's sometimes hard to slap the students, I don't really have any criticisms. Good job."},{"author_name":"dsoft20","author_uid":"8795","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:25am","epoch":1387444800,"text":"Nice fast paced game :D I really like to slap some sneaky thief students :D"},{"author_name":"gingerBill","author_uid":"29029","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:21pm","epoch":1387476960,"text":"I cannot play the game on Mac OS X 10.9 as it is from a unidentified developer. But it's a very good game (on windows). Well paced and quite funny."},{"author_name":"occash","author_uid":"31683","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:23pm","epoch":1387477080,"text":"I can't open this game...please, make web version..."},{"author_name":"Moist","author_uid":"16352","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:25pm","epoch":1387477200,"text":"Adrable little game, very original. My only complaint is that slapping is too hard, I can't get it to work most of the times. But anyway, well done."},{"author_name":"ChrisMingay","author_uid":"15929","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:46pm","epoch":1387478460,"text":"Christ, I would not last long as a lunch lady. Too often I was SURE I had served a student so slapped them only to find out they were innocent. Oops.\r\rInnovative idea :) Nice one"},{"author_name":"fysx","author_uid":"10726","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:07pm","epoch":1387483320,"text":"Thanks for the comments! Slapping is quite hard without a proper mouse, sorry for that.\r\rAlso slapping is unfortunately (or realistically?) way more fun than serving. Next game will be slapping only to fix this.\r\r@occash: more info about the crash? I just tested Windows and Mac version and both seem fine and the Linux version is being used by both. So hard to guess what the problem might be."},{"author_name":"Coblynau","author_uid":"29114","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:47pm","epoch":1387485720,"text":"Very funny; would be better if there was clearer instructions and also motivation for slapping the students (maybe if they are randomly overweight)."},{"author_name":"Ashtom","author_uid":"11851","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:52pm","epoch":1387486020,"text":"Couldn't figure out how to detect sneaky student and slap any of them. Fun ambiance though!"},{"author_name":"Cash","author_uid":"31729","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:58pm","epoch":1387486380,"text":"Nice idea but i found it too easy"},{"author_name":"fysx","author_uid":"10726","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:18pm","epoch":1387487580,"text":"Coblynau: making evil students overweight is a great idea! If I make a post-compo version this would definitely be a feature!"},{"author_name":"Donutttt","author_uid":"30043","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 10:16pm","epoch":1387491060,"text":"Really good game. Made me laugh. Clever take on the theme as well, very original. Great work!"},{"author_name":"Korwegian","author_uid":"31877","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 10:23pm","epoch":1387491480,"text":"Crashed after a while, entities\/student.lua:134: Attempt to use destroyed body. Game was fun but slapping was kinda hard."},{"author_name":"zequack","author_uid":"26129","time":"Dec 23, 2013 @ 3:32am","epoch":1387769220,"text":"This game is pretty cool :D\rSlapping is rather hard, but it's rather satisfying to teach some greedy kids a lesson x)"},{"author_name":"archaeometrician","author_uid":"27214","time":"Dec 23, 2013 @ 3:42am","epoch":1387769820,"text":"Haha nice game ;) Made me smile :P"},{"author_name":"StMatn","author_uid":"18894","time":"Dec 29, 2013 @ 10:13pm","epoch":1388354880,"text":"Nice game!\rIts a bit hard to control, but thats ok. As a mobile version this would be great, but it would need some sort quick to achieve goal.\rPretty funny, how the greedy kids are knocked out mercylessly :D\rGreat work :)"},{"author_name":"cappelnord","author_uid":"7575","time":"Jan 4, 2014 @ 6:19pm","epoch":1388859240,"text":"slapping people in the face is so much fun <3"}],"images":["ld28\/10726-b01eaadb1dc466aca5ed1f401e8ad201.jpg","ld28\/10726-19673da21d8461e655a4a0d176cc56ec.jpg","ld28\/10726-e341d57364b072ecb04c47b6f517b99c.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/fysx.org\/~martin\/shared\/LunchLadySimulator2000Win.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/fysx.org\/~martin\/shared\/LunchLadySimulator2000.osx.zip","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/fysx.org\/~martin\/shared\/LunchLadySimulator2000.love","text":"Linux (.love file)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"22212","g_author":"10726","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"22241","g_title":"LunchLadySimulator2000","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"491","g_commentcount":"24","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/10726-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/10726-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/10726-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This game is about cookies, righteousness, and well deserved punishment. Every day at lunch time the school kids get a cookie, following the golden rule: you only get one. However those pesky sneaky evil kids (as we all know them) however will try to get more than one. This outrageous evilness has to stop, and there is only one person with the power:\r\n\r\nYou, the Lunch Lady!\r\n\r\nPunish those who are greedy, feed the needy.\r\n\r\nHint: you can punch students by swiping over their faces.","title":"LunchLadySimulator2000"}