{"author_link":"\/author\/atomicvikings\/","author_name":"AtomicVikings","author_uid":"25123","comments":[{"author_name":"testzero","author_uid":"88991","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 4:11am","epoch":1461038760,"text":"Jumping is unresponsive. No way to seem to go fast enough to outrun the scrolling screen. Interesting visual style, but pretty much unenjoyable gameplay."},{"author_name":"AtomicVikings","author_uid":"25123","time":"Apr 21, 2016 @ 1:14am","epoch":1461200940,"text":"Hey testzero - We sincerely apologize for your horrible experience. If it was possible, we would've loved to give you your time back."},{"author_name":"Arvydas","author_uid":"84596","time":"Apr 22, 2016 @ 5:02pm","epoch":1461344220,"text":"Do not play? Sorry xD haha there is some good things about this game that if more time is put into it, could be great! I seemed to get pretty far then decided to jump on the red button...not a good idea lol great sound explosion (random only sound in the game), though."},{"author_name":"Freank","author_uid":"94168","time":"Apr 24, 2016 @ 9:47am","epoch":1461490920,"text":"Hi, nice game ! We're realizing a video with several games of the Ludum Dare #35.\r<br\/>Can you add your game on indiexpo.net ? (it's free)\r<br\/>So we can include also your game in the video ;)\r<br\/>p.s. write #LDJAM in the game's description"},{"author_name":"Telzidar","author_uid":"93099","time":"May 4, 2016 @ 4:56pm","epoch":1462380660,"text":"Your weblink doesn't work, unfortunately.\r<br\/>So, in fact, I sadly really DO NOT PLAY your game.\r<br\/>...\r<br\/>Although I really really would like to - mostly,\r<br\/>because your title told me otherwise.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Confusing... nice screenshots, though. :-)"},{"author_name":"Wan","author_uid":"9172","time":"May 5, 2016 @ 12:20pm","epoch":1462450500,"text":"Why do you not want us to play the game? Was it because of the rough first comment?"},{"author_name":"alyphen","author_uid":"14242","time":"May 5, 2016 @ 6:21pm","epoch":1462472160,"text":"Haha, neat graphical style, weird but fun take on the infinite runner. I actually quite enjoyed playing this. Making the controls slightly more responsive would help, but I'm sure you already knew that."}],"images":["ld35\/25123-b39702f9e748c208d8b690035a41c0d3.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/localhost","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"2166","g_author":"25123","g_event":"LD35","g_eventkey":"33","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"2106","g_title":"Do not play","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/542293\/25123-shot0-1461027957.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"","title":"Do not play"}