{"author_link":"\/author\/remotesoftworks\/","author_name":"remotesoftworks","author_uid":"30813","comments":[{"author_name":"johnfn","author_uid":"3187","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 3:22am","epoch":1387336620,"text":"Oh my gosh I read the description and just started cracking up, I HAD to play it. Too bad it's so short, but a definite 5* humor and the BEST theme interpretation EVER HANDS DOWN."},{"author_name":"remotesoftworks","author_uid":"30813","time":"Dec 22, 2013 @ 4:16am","epoch":1387685460,"text":"@johnfn lol thanks!  Yeah I was only able to put in 2 levels, but I'm glad you liked the idea!  A five on anything in my first LD is good enough for me ;)"},{"author_name":"mmickyman","author_uid":"21047","time":"Dec 23, 2013 @ 4:59pm","epoch":1387817640,"text":"Too short but gave me a laugh !"}],"images":["ld28\/30813-eb90d4bfa3a42641f19eba98eaa128a9.jpg","ld28\/30813-c2236f1af13562c7e88c1a6b105179c5.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/download\/vzc59lyxf9oa6r5\/YOU%20ONLY%20GET%20AN%20XBOX%20ONE%20FOR%20CHRISTMAS%20FINAL.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/download\/vzc59lyxf9oa6r5\/YOU%20ONLY%20GET%20AN%20XBOX%20ONE%20FOR%20CHRISTMAS%20FINAL.zip","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/download\/vzc59lyxf9oa6r5\/YOU%20ONLY%20GET%20AN%20XBOX%20ONE%20FOR%20CHRISTMAS%20FINAL.zip","text":"Linux"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/Flafla2\/LD28-Game","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"21602","g_author":"30813","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"21631","g_title":"YOU ONLY GET (an xbox) ONE (for christmas)","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"3","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/30813-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/30813-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"=====YOU ONLY GET (THE XBOX) ONE (FOR CHRISTMAS)=====\r\n\r\n==OBJECTIVE==\r\nYou are the new, EVIL Santa claus, and you want to torture innocent Nintendo and Sony fanboys for christmas!  Don your festive hat, coat, and enormous wallet and fight!\r\n\r\n==GAMEPLAY==\r\nPress 1 or 2 to switch weapons.  1 is a copy of CALL OF DUTY: MODERN DOGE and 2 is a brand new XBOX One.  Be careful, though, and don't spam, because even Santa has to keep track of his financial expenses!  You start out with a budget of $1000, and each thing that you throw reduces how much money you have.  An XBOX costs $499.99 and COD costs $69.99.\r\n\r\nYour enemies (Nintendo and Sony fanboys) will throw their own consoles and games at you as well.  Be extra careful, because the fanboys will do anything to stop you, and to them money is no object!  Which means, they can and will throw tons of Wii U's and PS4s at you!\r\n\r\nClick to attack, and make it to the flag!\r\n\r\n==LIBRARIES==\r\nThis uses my game engine, Remote2D.  You can check out Remote2D and all of the libraries that it uses at my github page:\r\n\r\nhttp:\/\/github.com\/flafla2\/Remote2D-Engine\r\n\r\nYou can find the source code in the \/src folder.\r\n\r\n==LICENCE==\r\nAll code and assets for this game are coverd under the WTFPL license.  For full text please consult LICENSE.TXT.\r\n\r\nPlease note that Remote2D does not fall under this licence.\r\n\r\n==AUTHOR NOTES==\r\nThis is my first LD, and it was a ton of fun.  I hope that I had more time though... not even kidding, I am writing this 20 minutes before the deadline.  But yeah, I really do wish I had more time to make more than just two levels... haha!\r\n\r\n==REQUIREMENTS==\r\nJava, a graphics card that can do OpenGL 2.1, and Windows\/Mac.  (Linux SHOULD have support, it isn't tested though).","title":"YOU ONLY GET (an xbox) ONE (for christmas)"}