{"author_link":"\/author\/seeminglypointless\/","author_name":"Just_delete_it","author_uid":"18421","comments":[{"author_name":"ryanmurakami","author_uid":"28945","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 2:07am","epoch":1387245720,"text":"love the graphics & sound. theme?"},{"author_name":"Just_delete_it","author_uid":"18421","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 2:28am","epoch":1387246980,"text":"To sum it up in an abbreviation I dislike: yolo; you only have one life so why not do stupid extreme things.. like luxury vehicle ice racing."},{"author_name":"metkis","author_uid":"27592","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 6:41am","epoch":1387262160,"text":"Hah, the sound effects are great! I am horrible at this game!"},{"author_name":"louis.denizet","author_uid":"29406","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:56am","epoch":1387266660,"text":"too hard for me :\/"},{"author_name":"popogames","author_uid":"28961","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:58am","epoch":1387266780,"text":"I like the money flying when you crash your car. Driving is tricky though, can't really look ahead that well ;)"},{"author_name":"john_conder9","author_uid":"12682","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:59am","epoch":1387266840,"text":"I suck at this. I tried for like 15 minutes to get around the first corner in the practice before I gave up. However, the game is absolutely hilarious and reto-feely at the same time. Great job!"},{"author_name":"finefin","author_uid":"16498","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:13am","epoch":1387267680,"text":"argh! I really tried hard but I also failed hard (-1 fun). and the controls are ridiculous (+1 humor)."},{"author_name":"SkyWolf","author_uid":"18222","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:20am","epoch":1387268100,"text":"I dislike the car being at the center of the screen, although i loved the sound effects."},{"author_name":"lilinx","author_uid":"28339","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:26am","epoch":1387268460,"text":"impossibly hard to I didn't get further than the first track\rI like a lot of things about this game : stupidity, flying money, impossible controls, voice acting, car sprites, and ice."},{"author_name":"hazzen","author_uid":"1925","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:48am","epoch":1387269780,"text":"I can't play your game - I just see some screenshots and a bunch of ads on the page."},{"author_name":"Ekilibr","author_uid":"29137","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 8:50am","epoch":1387269900,"text":"Graphics are cool, but I'm a little bit disapointed by the "GO" and the Title screen :( \rGood game "yolo style" :p"},{"author_name":"WhoaConstrictor","author_uid":"31841","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:25am","epoch":1387272000,"text":""Their parents buy them cars!" got me laughing. Handling was very difficult, even on the cars with "good handling" due to limited vision of the track."},{"author_name":"NeiloGD","author_uid":"1154","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:53am","epoch":1387273680,"text":"So bloody difficult! Comes together well, but difficulty is like a smack in the face."},{"author_name":"JacksGamesSucks","author_uid":"16491","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:57am","epoch":1387273920,"text":"nice idea but in my opinion its not playable...i cant pass 2 turns"},{"author_name":"Nik Sudan","author_uid":"8717","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:13pm","epoch":1387300080,"text":"Hilarious, but very difficult to handle. Still, pretty fun just blowing up your opponent most of the time."},{"author_name":"Pixelfan Games","author_uid":"20908","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 10:10am","epoch":1387361100,"text":"i laught so hard with the sounds. Goooo Goooo hahahaha so much fun voice. About the game, this is the most crazy racing game i played. I like the idea and so much fun. Good job guy :)"},{"author_name":"Blooperly","author_uid":"18930","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 8:48pm","epoch":1387399380,"text":"One of my favorites so far! Definitely hard though :)"},{"author_name":"floorman","author_uid":"10481","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 8:54pm","epoch":1387399740,"text":"Cheesy graphics, cheesy sound and a solid game overall. This was really fun to play. :)"},{"author_name":"dudsen","author_uid":"27029","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 9:02pm","epoch":1387400220,"text":"Shit this car accelerates with fucking light speed :D Instant crash the first time.\rInstant crash the 34th time. Best SFX ever.\r\rSteering could be a bit faster in relation to the speed of the car."},{"author_name":"olafsworld98","author_uid":"30819","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 12:33pm","epoch":1387542480,"text":"crappy because none of the cars have good handling o anything except the computer"},{"author_name":"pele","author_uid":"30821","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 1:22am","epoch":1387588620,"text":"Laughed my ass off! The game is absurdly hard but is funny as hell! :D"},{"author_name":"LD_LAN_Party","author_uid":"26312","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 1:29am","epoch":1387589040,"text":"This game has a unique feeling. The controls were a bit strange though, since you couldn't really steer if you weren't hitting the gas."},{"author_name":"Xanjos","author_uid":"21201","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 1:34am","epoch":1387589340,"text":"Controls were pretty unforgiving (it's like a hardcore version of Micro Machines) but the game overall was pretty solid."},{"author_name":"Jgpicatoste","author_uid":"16419","time":"Dec 21, 2013 @ 2:29pm","epoch":1387635840,"text":"It was too difficult and bizarre to be taken seriously. But maybe that was the point, cause it was funny all in all."},{"author_name":"DaanVanYperen","author_uid":"22396","time":"Dec 23, 2013 @ 8:31pm","epoch":1387830360,"text":"Very humorous! Loved the sfx."},{"author_name":"goerp","author_uid":"14225","time":"Dec 23, 2013 @ 8:45pm","epoch":1387831200,"text":"Hold on, you're brothers? You're the Zestboi! With all your money made by the advertisments on your game page :)\rI really liked the style of the game, the music, the overhyped tone, also a lot to choose.\rBut the driving needs some work, I found it unplayable. The idea of wrecking the car fits the theme but could use some more work."},{"author_name":"occash","author_uid":"31683","time":"Dec 27, 2013 @ 6:55pm","epoch":1388170200,"text":"Great sound and graphics! I like this game so much!\r\rBut if only there is longer route...)"}],"images":["ld28\/18421-3b3a2c8741b727fd2c09bdb3eabe9df1.jpg","ld28\/18421-036fbf4d59d5d34b6e83d17f86749c5d.jpg","ld28\/18421-871a3a1df92037cccbbab83763964276.jpg","ld28\/18421-0ec2243d8241bc48c15a9118422cf056.jpg","ld28\/18421-69c52343e133695ad05c8f39a8e3054f.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/zestboi-ice-racing\/download-distribution\/19605\/?os=windows","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/arcade\/zestboi-ice-racing\/20213\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"21389","g_author":"18421","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"21418","g_title":"Zestboi Ice Racing","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"397","g_commentcount":"27","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18421-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18421-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18421-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18421-shot3.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/18421-shot4.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Those Zestboi are at it again. Since they only have one life to live, and with unimaginable amounts of their parents cash laying around, they've decided to go all out and take some luxury cars on a icy race. \r\n\r\nA and D to steer, pedal to the metal with Space, and S to reverse. \r\n\r\nCurrently there are: \r\n3 different cars to play as, \r\n6 levels to beat, \r\nand a lot of dept to occur in car damages and insurance. \r\n\r\nBy James Earl Cox III and Joe Cox.","title":"Zestboi Ice Racing"}