{"author_link":"\/author\/cosmos\/","author_name":"Cosrnos","author_uid":"25241","comments":[{"author_name":"archaeometrician","author_uid":"27214","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:29am","epoch":1387164240,"text":"hehe cool idea ;) Certified Baby Technician!"},{"author_name":"Andrew Adams","author_uid":"20321","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:34am","epoch":1387164540,"text":"As a parent of a 2 yr old... you nailed it."},{"author_name":"MatrixBai","author_uid":"4067","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:37am","epoch":1387164720,"text":"The game will create more dink families :-)"},{"author_name":"andrewkennedy","author_uid":"20990","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:42am","epoch":1387165020,"text":"It's like having a tomogatchi only with heavy saracasm and dire consequences, I like it!"},{"author_name":"ENDESGA","author_uid":"19270","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:54am","epoch":1387165740,"text":"Hahahaha! very funny :)"},{"author_name":"Thein","author_uid":"22449","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:08am","epoch":1387166580,"text":"I'm surprised at how much content you packed into this! Very funny as well. Good job!"},{"author_name":"Tanner","author_uid":"26780","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 5:05pm","epoch":1387213200,"text":"I didn't know that you can survive so long without food :)"},{"author_name":"Afal","author_uid":"27397","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 5:11pm","epoch":1387213560,"text":"I had a girl called skrillex but in the end she was misgenered as &quot;he&quot;. Also spaghetti doesn't seem to last 8 months like it says it does. Pretty cool"},{"author_name":"Cosrnos","author_uid":"25241","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 9:17pm","epoch":1387228320,"text":"Thanks for the feedback so far and a special thanks if you took the survey!! I'm gonna be fixing these bugs.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>@Tanner: Astonishing isn't it? Apparently babies can store food for up to 10 months!! We aren't sure how but we're going to assume that there's some sort of black magic involved. We still know very little about these majestic creatures."},{"author_name":"LeReveur","author_uid":"7170","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:32pm","epoch":1387301220,"text":"Certified Baby Technician !\r<br\/>Funny game, I liked the concept."},{"author_name":"DaanVanYperen","author_uid":"22396","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:00pm","epoch":1387313700,"text":"It died! :C"},{"author_name":"drkrunk","author_uid":"20825","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 10:05am","epoch":1387360800,"text":"This was tons of fun, I wish there was more lol. Very cool game!"},{"author_name":"Jupiter_Hadley","author_uid":"27744","time":"Dec 26, 2013 @ 7:56pm","epoch":1388087460,"text":"Sweet game, very fun and funny. I included it in my Ludum Dare compilation video series, if you'd like to take a look :) http:\/\/youtu.be\/mm02WUCsrPg"},{"author_name":"kbake","author_uid":"29937","time":"Jan 7, 2014 @ 12:23am","epoch":1389053880,"text":"I enjoyed the humor in it a lot!"}],"images":["ld28\/25241-300e4e60378870a955592d17997c8296.jpg","ld28\/25241-3415951f45f7e52ca99f776e5b390c81.jpg","ld28\/25241-424bf0c9aefc3c4e34c53e63237986c7.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/cosrnos.com\/games\/baby-simulator\/","text":"Web [HTML5]"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/Cosrnos\/LD-28-Dev","text":"Source [Git]"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"21320","g_author":"25241","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"21349","g_title":"Baby Simulator 2k14","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"577","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25241-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25241-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/25241-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You have just given birth to a beautiful child and it's up to you to make sure it grows up to be successful! Be careful though, because you only get one!\r\n\r\nDon't do anything that might cause it to fail in life or resent you or you'll end up in a horrible retirment home where the staff burns you with cigarettes and steals your things! Do you have what it takes to be a parent?\r\n--------------------------------------------\r\nFor added fun, name your child one of the following!\r\n>Notch\r\n>Kim Kardashian\r\n>Lady Gaga\r\n>Beyonce\r\n>Charlie Sheen\r\n>Skrillex\r\n>Andrew Hussie\r\n>Cosrnos\r\n--------------------------------------------\r\nAlso included is my wishlist for bonnaroo. I wanted to combine my two favorite things in the world, so I decided to put my bonnaroo wishlist as an event in my ludum dare entry!","title":"Baby Simulator 2k14"}