{"author_link":"\/author\/pvg\/","author_name":"pvg","author_uid":"5885","comments":[{"author_name":"harsanalif","author_uid":"32160","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 11:54pm","epoch":1387496940,"text":"Honestly it's confusing. What are supposed to do? Do the cup twhart away the beggar or something?"},{"author_name":"LatFoued","author_uid":"30371","time":"Dec 29, 2013 @ 10:26am","epoch":1388312460,"text":"It's pretty confusing, but i think the goal is to survive the longest while distracting the guys with bowls ?."}],"images":["ld28\/5885-d9f832d5060664b1cdfcbaab47ef135a.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.cs.bsu.edu\/homepages\/pvg\/games\/2013\/ld28\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.cs.bsu.edu\/homepages\/pvg\/games\/2013\/ld28\/ld28-src.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"20949","g_author":"5885","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"20978","g_title":"Please, Sir","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"2","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/5885-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"","title":"Please, Sir"}