{"author_link":"\/author\/gmerencio\/","author_name":"GMerencio","author_uid":"28981","comments":[{"author_name":"npgames","author_uid":"31500","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:15pm","epoch":1387314600,"text":"Not sure how the points worked, but I RUINED that old guys day"},{"author_name":"MadcoreTom","author_uid":"8678","time":"Dec 22, 2013 @ 12:55pm","epoch":1387716600,"text":"Got him!"},{"author_name":"Shigor","author_uid":"5242","time":"Dec 22, 2013 @ 4:26pm","epoch":1387729260,"text":"Too easy and boring during the shit fall :\/"},{"author_name":"Tanser","author_uid":"27381","time":"Jan 3, 2014 @ 12:56pm","epoch":1388753460,"text":"Nice game but a bit confusing at some points."}],"images":["ld28\/28981-480d36382064522421162ade845dd878.jpg","ld28\/28981-def6a912bf0658c2330bb70d6e88280b.jpg","ld28\/28981-76cef985b03706ae680747ffbb94151d.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/65358347\/Pigeon%20Shit%204\/index.html","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"20804","g_author":"28981","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"20833","g_title":"Shitty Game","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"4","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/28981-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/28981-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/28981-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Fill your heart with wander and joy as you step into the role of a magnificent bird trying to get revenge on a vicious relic of ancient times. In order to perform this epic task, you only get one excrement. Use it wisely.\r\n\r\n... But seriously now, it's a pigeon taking a crap on an old man. Move with the keys, try to earn points, and hit the target.","title":"Shitty Game"}