Nice game. However the music gets annoying :(

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I laughed so hard at the dog killing me because I gave it cold water :D

The music is so trippy! The art needs to be a bit... bigger? I couldn't quite tell what all the items were, but it reminded me a lot of those "Escape the _____" games. (Which were very popular and did really well). Nice work!

Well done! Great idea. Wait... 3 levels? Ok, it was fun, but graphics was very bad, and music very annoying, 2* in audio is for nice sounds (sometimes).

Original idea, and quite a fun game. However, it was quite trial and error to use each item correctly

Fun idea but the music is really annoying =) Got the first level to bug out by trailing the guard and then just walk past him to the top, the guard won't notice you but you cant continue. But otherwise nice game!

Hey, dogs should love cold water man :) Nice entry, just the music was a little bit distracting...

That was totally weird and strangely compelling! I liked it!

Ha nice music, and the game was funny, nice work

Dat dog xD

haha it's like I went back to the 80's and played an experimental game.
I found the music went well with the game, because it was weird.

Nice idea, some sort of adventure game. Realy psychedelic, with the music and graphic adding to the humor of texts.

Well, not as bad as it looks to be honest! The puzzles were more fun that I expected :D.

hhahahahaah really fun and imaginative game! the dog par was my favorite. Good Job :D

I love the badass explosion in the end ! great final. The art are rough I almost gave up because I could not recognize any items, but finally by carefully reading explanations it was ok. The differents level situations were fun.

Solid game.

Really fun and unique game. Good job! I included this game in my Ludum Dare Compilation series, if you'd like to check it out :) http://youtu.be/0DcB_uEEmYE

this is a masterpiece

The sounds were cool, but the music was annoying. Also the graphics seems to have transparency issues? Other than that the game was real fun, and I had a ... blast!

It had some potential, but a lot of things went wrong. First off, the music and graphics are assaulting to the ears and eyes. I gathered that you figured you don't have the time or skill to do decent ones, so instead you chose to do horrible ones, for comedy. But it didn't work at all.
The gameplay is confusing to understand at first. And the choices of the items you must pick are pretty much scripted, so it doesn't follow the theme that well.
I liked seeing the ways I had to die, and the ways to complete the game were a bit kooky, but in the end, this needed a big improvement.