The game didn't have any conflict! I see potential for the game, just looks like you ran out of time. Nice work!

Okay, this is hilarious. I love the script.

nice start

need a bit more work

Ha, I like the way you took the game. I played it twice because I thought I had missed something, and the second time around I understood the script a bit better :b

I think some of the writing could have used a bit of cleaning up. Even after playing it twice, a few lines are still confusing towards the end.
Also, I have to say that the black text on gray background once you fall into the 30 seconds part is kind of hard to read. I actually didn't see anything at all until I saw a bit of a smudge on my screen and turned my brightness up.

One thing I REALLY REALLY liked about the game, though, is the very first line. I absolutely loved that you used "...right?", implying that you press the right arrow key to move. I would have liked to see you pull that off with the other buttons too, but I guess it's hard to easily write "R" and "ESC" into lines smoothly. Still, it's a very interesting game, and a humorous take on the theme :]!

This was.. different.. and short :P - I think I see what you tried to do here. with some more work (time) this could turn into an interesting game.

This game is really funny. I like how you build up my hopes with "is this gras?" and then smash them with an empty room. ;)

Good job!