{"author_link":"\/author\/mrjohnson22\/","author_name":"mrjohnson22","author_uid":"29816","comments":[{"author_name":"bvanschooten","author_uid":"14520","time":"Apr 28, 2014 @ 11:35pm","epoch":1398727800,"text":"Really interesting game. This must be the most original game I've seen this LD."},{"author_name":"SFBTom","author_uid":"5018","time":"Apr 30, 2014 @ 12:49pm","epoch":1398861840,"text":"Interesting, but Sticky Keys on Windows makes this very annoying to play!"},{"author_name":"FREEZX","author_uid":"20830","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 8:19pm","epoch":1399234440,"text":"Very original, also very difficult."},{"author_name":"ZQMony","author_uid":"34117","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 8:25pm","epoch":1399234800,"text":"Very difficult, but fun."},{"author_name":"cr2crstudios","author_uid":"37025","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 8:34pm","epoch":1399235340,"text":"So bizarre! :D But really interesting! :D"},{"author_name":"Nkracer","author_uid":"29189","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 8:51pm","epoch":1399236360,"text":"A little annoying with the control mechanics, but none-the-less difficult and fun, nice job"},{"author_name":"Belvar","author_uid":"28450","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 9:04pm","epoch":1399237140,"text":"Fun qwop-like game ! The graphics are funny and well-made."},{"author_name":"Afal","author_uid":"27397","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 9:27pm","epoch":1399238520,"text":"not really a fan of the key layout (or even the amount of keys that was necessary to play this game). Made it confusing for what was what even with the keys telling you what they were on screen :\/"},{"author_name":"fullmontis","author_uid":"21736","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 9:36pm","epoch":1399239060,"text":"Well shit that's hard. I like the idea though! Maybe it's a little overwhelming at first."},{"author_name":"AdamSwaggoner","author_uid":"7136","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 10:29pm","epoch":1399242240,"text":"For a while I was lost, but overall this game was neat. Very QWOP-esque"},{"author_name":"mrjohnson22","author_uid":"29816","time":"May 5, 2014 @ 2:18am","epoch":1399255980,"text":"Thanks for the feedback, everyone! Sorry it's so hard...I didn't give myself time to balance it properly, and I got so used to the bad keyboard layout during testing that I didn't realize it was that big of a problem. I hope to make a post-compo version to fix all of these problems and more, so keep the feedback coming!"},{"author_name":"ActionRemix","author_uid":"31866","time":"May 5, 2014 @ 3:19am","epoch":1399259640,"text":"I believe I have the world record: 4\r\rCan anyone dethrone me?"},{"author_name":"davidwparker","author_uid":"7737","time":"May 7, 2014 @ 3:27pm","epoch":1399476120,"text":"That was pretty tough! Silly idea too."},{"author_name":"BadPaul34","author_uid":"22166","time":"May 10, 2014 @ 10:25am","epoch":1399717200,"text":"Beneath the surface of your body haha! Original and fun concept. Like the idea and the control key for a multitask player. Would like it in multiplayer game :)"},{"author_name":"BadPaul34","author_uid":"22166","time":"May 10, 2014 @ 10:42am","epoch":1399718220,"text":"Sorry I forgot to rate, now it's done. Also forgot to say that multiplayer would be great and funnier to play with reflexes and speed. Anyway keep going!"},{"author_name":"Managore","author_uid":"3479","time":"May 10, 2014 @ 10:56am","epoch":1399719060,"text":"This is the QWOP of eating. I love it!"},{"author_name":"cardboard","author_uid":"16294","time":"May 12, 2014 @ 3:37am","epoch":1399865520,"text":"Awesome game! I was able to eat 9 hotdog things, but could only achieve such an astounding feat once. I feel like I should hold some record for this achievement. Audio would have helped. I had to play music while I played. Overall, very nice job with this; it is silly, crazy, and I played it far too many times."},{"author_name":"kristof","author_uid":"11354","time":"May 15, 2014 @ 4:50pm","epoch":1400172300,"text":"Hehe, nice idea. Fun little game. But now I feel sick :D"},{"author_name":"Raiyumi","author_uid":"25829","time":"May 17, 2014 @ 5:41pm","epoch":1400348160,"text":"Really nice! Reminds me of QWOP."},{"author_name":"Zanzlanz","author_uid":"11407","time":"May 18, 2014 @ 5:00pm","epoch":1400432100,"text":"Hahaha wow this game is so strange; I love it! It would be really cool for this to have a high score board to see how good some people get at it xD!"},{"author_name":"wschorn","author_uid":"36225","time":"May 19, 2014 @ 10:32pm","epoch":1400538420,"text":"ahahahahahahaha\r\r\rhaha\r\r(dies choking)"},{"author_name":"KuGrou","author_uid":"32991","time":"May 20, 2014 @ 12:39am","epoch":1400546040,"text":"That was fun, high score of 10!"}],"images":["ld29\/29816-609327f98af71c659ba70905035006b3.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/dump\/item\/5e314e58df851e0568e88845bf37eb73","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.fastswf.com\/E6UxxTI","text":"Web (Alt)"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/dump\/item\/baf813cce2b3ccfecb361a119f4f9759","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"18302","g_author":"29816","g_event":"LD29","g_eventkey":"22","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"18331","g_title":"Eat Champ","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"754","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/29816-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Nick of time!!!\r\n\r\nINSTRUCTIONS:\r\nEat as much as you can within the time limit, while making sure to keep your cookies down.\r\n\r\nCONTROLS:\r\n\r\nZ\/X: grab food with left\/right hand\r\n\r\nShift: take a bite\r\n\r\nControl: chew\r\n\r\nSpace: swallow\r\n\r\nA\/S: mash these keys to digest\r\n\r\nQ\/P: PRESS BOTH AT THE SAME TIME to take a breath\r\n\r\n\r\nRULES:\r\n-Chew your food before you swallow, or else you'll choke.\r\n\r\n-When choking, mash Space to swallow what you're choking on.\r\n\r\n-If out of air, press Q&P together to take a big breath. But you can't do that while swallowing.\r\n\r\n-Don't exceed your stomach capacity.\r\n\r\n-You get more time for every food item eaten.\r\n\r\n-Eat faster with both hands!\r\n\r\n----------------\r\n\r\nSorry for how crude this is! I still had fun making it, though.","title":"Eat Champ"}