Portal 3D by Bendix

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made by Bendix for LD30 (COMPO)
Portal 3D is an action roleplay game that not only sticks out because of its next-gen graphics, but also due to the heartwarming story it is based on.
Did I get your attention? I thought so.
So, what are you waiting for?

PS: Please don't keep this gem for yourself. Sharing is caring!

"By far the best game of the year 2014."
- Some guy

"Jesus Christ this shit is aggravating"
- Another guy

Controls:
A - Left
D - Right
S - Crouch
Shift - Fire
Space - Jump

Enjoy the ride!

Almost forgot: you see a black screen? bear with it - it's just loading some files from the server!

UPDATE

Here's a complete walkthrough of the game in case you didn't make it to the last level:
http://youtu.be/ndmZ6KIVMAE

UPDATE

EA bought the entire Portal 3D franchise for 10 billion USD in cash and is currently working on a prequel to the immensely popular game. That's right. For the first time in over a decade, EA is going to release a creative game.

Ratings

Coolness 71% 3
Overall 2.40 1145
Audio 2.47 681
Fun 2.47 1015
Graphics 2.69 819
Humor 3.24 135
Innovation 2.21 1112
Mood 2.37 1003
Theme 2.07 1133

Feedback

MagnesiumNinja
25. Aug 2014 · 02:23 UTC
Oh God my ears
FacticiusVir
25. Aug 2014 · 02:28 UTC
O_o
CaptainCabbage
25. Aug 2014 · 02:29 UTC
I have to say, I had a pretty good laugh. I was expecting one thing, and then something else gets thrown my way. A lot of somethings. LIKE HUNDREDS OF SOMETHINGS. Game of the year!
kblaney
25. Aug 2014 · 02:33 UTC
I'm really not sure what the intention is here. There is the base of a competent platform shooter, but the audio is rather grating and the obsession with bell peppers is confusing.
PiratePants
25. Aug 2014 · 02:47 UTC
lol wtf... nice art though
kevinAlbs
25. Aug 2014 · 03:39 UTC
10/10 would play again.
breadstix
25. Aug 2014 · 03:44 UTC
The actual game play is good. The audio reminds me of Twin Peaks and freaks me out a bit. Definitely the most WTF game I've played so far.
Jupitron
25. Aug 2014 · 04:02 UTC
Thanks god for being alive in this era. Please let everyone play this game. Im really serious. Thanks a lot, you made me laugh.
Fanttum
25. Aug 2014 · 04:09 UTC
I mean, its fun i guess
imdigitaljim
25. Aug 2014 · 04:11 UTC
Gross!
jsspiegel
25. Aug 2014 · 04:15 UTC
What... sticky keys kept going off... the gimp bell pepper... no idea what's going on half the time... reminds me of a B movie... great music... love it?
ENDESGA
25. Aug 2014 · 04:23 UTC
11/10 needs more barrels -IGN
@TeddyNashor
25. Aug 2014 · 05:08 UTC
uhh ... what did I jump into? O.O
varun
25. Aug 2014 · 05:17 UTC
Many barrels were slain.
korigame
25. Aug 2014 · 06:01 UTC
ummm...
Clavus
25. Aug 2014 · 11:45 UTC
I appreciate the amount of effort you put into giving the player the finger :D
psychomonster
25. Aug 2014 · 14:47 UTC
nice.. died a million times in the west :) Its fast, ist simple... you can hide behind barrels... sound is heavy... good job at all! I like it...But needed my glasses to play
Druid
25. Aug 2014 · 14:58 UTC
WTF i just play? :D I must be drunk or something XD Funny, really funny game!
Vallar
25. Aug 2014 · 15:21 UTC
Well this had a good premise at the beginning but I kind of got confused with the intention of the game.

I liked the way the guy was shooting and that he ducks and jumps -- standard platformer stuff that worked well. However, I wasn't sure why ducking didn't help me nor even jumping when I am being shot at. It is either you kill faster or get killed.

That said, I wasn't sure either what is the spraying pepper for? I couldn't for example jump on top of the spray on level 3 or 4.

All in all there is fun to be had in there but I kind of lost it with the weird things that happen sometimes.
Good work though, I am sure there is something in there that I don't get :)
CryoGenesis
25. Aug 2014 · 16:13 UTC
Love it
Joe Williamson
26. Aug 2014 · 03:03 UTC
Wow. What. *Plays again*
EnigmAraigne
26. Aug 2014 · 08:08 UTC
Weird but fun. I couldn't stand the sound was too noisy. But humour is great. Overall nice job dude!
fallingBear
26. Aug 2014 · 21:46 UTC
That goatse was a nice touch. 10/10
BuffaloPhil
27. Aug 2014 · 20:48 UTC
number nine.... number nine....
howkj1
31. Aug 2014 · 00:18 UTC
Wished I could walk into that saloon at the start...
mrexcessive
31. Aug 2014 · 10:20 UTC
Hi there. STRANGE game... I found the light operatic background very weird, overall weird... it was strange ok... Hmmm.. how to rate though. Nice graphics and Weird sound. Good job!
Ted Brown
02. Sep 2014 · 05:12 UTC
I stepped into a famous anus and was assault by a green pepper duplicant army and their cowboy henchmen, all where Little Joe used to train to take on Mike Tyson. GOTY