Galacto's Intolerant by Andro Dars

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made by Andro Dars for LD30 (JAM)
Galacto's Intolerant - a game by Kiwi Soft

Galacto is a solar emperor who has a very powerful gravity gun but is somewhat insecure about himself. In an effort to be liked by his subordinates, he decides to do the infamous Solar Challenge. Help him align at least three planets in an attempt to fill the painful void behind his pneumostome and overcome the loneliness that drives him on in his quest for ever greater number of followers on meTEOR.

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HOW TO PLAY
Click the planet you want to move and chose a direction. You can either move forward, back or swap the orbit with another planet. After clicking the swap arrow, click the planet you're swapping with. If you don't want to move the planets, you can pass the turn by clicking the sun.

Once you have 3 or more planets aligned, click the camera button on your phone. Please ignore the news on your meTEOR feed to not become sadder.

If you lose all your followers, you can choose to give up the challenge. If you give up, the game will crash. Totally a feature, not a bug.

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The game is made in Game Maker Studio. This prototype was developed from scratch during LD30 and is our first game.

Peter Agg - Programming
Simon Allen - Game Design, Sound Design, Writing
Ando Dars - Project Management, Concept, Game Design, Writing
Ed Hicks - Art Direction, Game Design
Claudia Zimmer - Programming

We intend to make Galacto's Intolerant into a full game. If you like the prototype, you can follow @androdars for development updates and more nude pictures of Galacto.


KNOWN ISSUES

1) The final score is displayed partially incorrectly. Remaining followers shouldn't equal remaining population.
2) The puzzle is currently super easy to solve with three planets. If you just click the sun about 30 times, you will get three planets aligned. We discussed raising the minimum required amount to four planets but decided to keep it at three since the game is just a proof of concept anyway. If you'd like a challenge, try getting five or six planets aligned. And send us a screenshot @androdars for a bucket of space cred.


In memory of Mr. Darsy the Dog.

Ratings

Coolness 100% 1
Overall(Jam) 3.12 453
Audio(Jam) 2.77 484
Fun(Jam) 2.63 599
Graphics(Jam) 3.61 279
Humor(Jam) 3.79 43
Innovation(Jam) 3.38 202
Mood(Jam) 2.91 486
Theme(Jam) 3.06 429

Feedback

Xgor
26. Aug 2014 · 13:31 UTC
Funny idea, Kinda frustrating to get it right but the humor kept me interested.
Crocanti de Pollo
26. Aug 2014 · 13:52 UTC
Got 600+ million likes but pizza without cheese is still not pizza :P
Shivur
26. Aug 2014 · 14:07 UTC
Good idea of puzzle
Polona
26. Aug 2014 · 14:07 UTC
The humor is quite amusing. I like the concept and how it fits nicely with the theme.
You can beat the game by simply pressing the sun repeatedly though.
jomomomo
26. Aug 2014 · 15:17 UTC
Can't play windows games... your screenshots look awesome though...
banana4life
26. Aug 2014 · 15:35 UTC
Kinda funny. The music at the end sound great.
PurpleApes
26. Aug 2014 · 15:49 UTC
Cool Idea!
Nichii
26. Aug 2014 · 15:59 UTC
Gotta reallign the planets, but first lemme take a selfie~. Just kidding, anywayz the purpose was really hilarious but the gameplay was sorta unpredictable. i cant tell how much would the planets move but lolz not bad at all. The art is superb :D
Z.B.G.E.
26. Aug 2014 · 20:14 UTC
Well, it took me a while to understand what I should do. I think a little tutorial at the beginning (or even just some text with arrow explaining where I can click) would be nice.
Anyway, loved the selfie!
Torandi
26. Aug 2014 · 20:18 UTC
Nice humor, but gameplay is not very fun, unfortunatly.
ponk
27. Aug 2014 · 13:22 UTC
The twitter of space creatures is funny and well drawn!
nerd burglars
27. Aug 2014 · 22:31 UTC
The Michelin Tire Mascot needs a push-up bra! hahahahaha. Seriously, this was very nice entry. Artwork is creative and unusual, good humor, and this has been one of the most logically challenging games I've seen up this LD. The youTube tutorial was helpful as well :)
raddevon
27. Aug 2014 · 22:36 UTC
Loving the whimsy and the pretty art!
LD_LAN_Party
27. Aug 2014 · 22:37 UTC
It got flagged as a virus :/
Benjamin
30. Aug 2014 · 00:40 UTC
like the followers score thing :)
Victory Garden
02. Sep 2014 · 00:43 UTC
Good idea to use Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity at the end, though it should really be attributed. I expected more levels given that there is plenty more to The Planets, LOL. The writing in the feed provided a solid framing device. I wish it had corresponded to what was happening in-game a little bit more. Overall... neat idea, but perhaps add some more gameplay to go with your writing?
Dietrich Epp
02. Sep 2014 · 00:59 UTC
My first move was to move the purple planet forward, but that crashed the game! http://imgur.com/rAHZ9QS
Njord
07. Sep 2014 · 12:21 UTC
Nice concept ! It's a bit random at times, but I managed to win eventually !
goerp
07. Sep 2014 · 13:45 UTC
The graphics look great, but Chrome refuses to donwload it, claims it will damage my computer. Is it virus free?
Mach60KAS
07. Sep 2014 · 14:20 UTC
Kinda tricky, but altogether pretty funny and an interesting idea! Keep up the good work :)
CoolIron
08. Sep 2014 · 06:00 UTC
Great job!
🎤 Andro Dars
10. Sep 2014 · 11:54 UTC
Thank you for your comments, critique and praise! They are much appreciated.


Here are a couple of quick points/replies:

1) The file is most definitely not a virus. I get a false positive on roughly the third of every game I downloaded from LD. Be not afraid!
2) The music at the end is Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity by Gustav Holst and we had no intention to make you think that we wrote it : ) Our apologies to anyone who may have thought otherwise and to Gustav's 110 year old corpse.
3) The planets do not move randomly. Their speeds are in fact constant. What probably creates the feeling that their movement is random for some of the players is the fact that we don't give you any of the numeric values (neither the speeds nor the distance of their orbits). This is by design. We don't want the player to solve the puzzle by coming up with a formula.
4) Yes, the game is fairly short though getting all the planets to line up is not an easy task. You can get three planets lined up in less than 2 minutes and "win" the game. Again, done so by design since we're treating this more as a functional proof of concept than an actual full game.
5) If you are confused about the controls or the aim of the game, please refer to the instructions in the description and the tutorial video next to the download link.

Thank you for playing Galacto's Intolerant!