{"author_link":"\/author\/robotloveskitty\/","author_name":"RobotLovesKitty","author_uid":"21887","comments":[{"author_name":"Muffinhat","author_uid":"30800","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:00am","epoch":1418093700,"text":"Masterpiece. Bit difficult to get the hang of, but considering it's a QWOP-like, that should be expected."},{"author_name":"Cat","author_uid":"14441","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:08am","epoch":1418097780,"text":"Very funny! I couldn't get my right arm to move though (the 1, 2, 3 keys didn't do anything)"},{"author_name":"RobotLovesKitty","author_uid":"21887","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:36am","epoch":1418103060,"text":"1,2,3 are for answering the questions"},{"author_name":"jrap","author_uid":"35879","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:42am","epoch":1418103420,"text":"I am confused and delighted."},{"author_name":"Kate Kligman","author_uid":"27059","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:17am","epoch":1418105520,"text":"Love this. I don't even. Snowman. Cobra War."},{"author_name":"AlSweigart","author_uid":"46745","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:22am","epoch":1418109420,"text":"Bwhahaha. I have no idea what I'm doing but I like it."},{"author_name":"MegaMasterX","author_uid":"20152","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:03pm","epoch":1418144280,"text":"This turned out great! My roomates and I got a pretty good kick out of it.  Well done RLK &amp; Friends!"},{"author_name":"Alendro","author_uid":"39494","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 9:15pm","epoch":1418159400,"text":"Love it.  Great job."},{"author_name":"ajayajayaj","author_uid":"39470","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 9:20pm","epoch":1418159700,"text":"Amazing game! But the controls are very hard."},{"author_name":"Wezley","author_uid":"10490","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 10:55pm","epoch":1418165400,"text":"This game deserves a million dollars! I love it! xD"},{"author_name":"triplefox","author_uid":"391","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:00pm","epoch":1418165700,"text":"Top notch!"},{"author_name":"slarrimer","author_uid":"44347","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:15pm","epoch":1418166600,"text":"I'm glad you included the free dance. It was good way to blow off steam after my miserable failure in the campaign mode... Great work!"},{"author_name":"theomg","author_uid":"44668","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:13am","epoch":1418170080,"text":"This made absolutely no sense and was amazing.\r<br\/>Only complaint is your stream was distracting during the jam :P"},{"author_name":"SarahFrisk","author_uid":"7719","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:13am","epoch":1418184480,"text":"So confused, but hilarious!"},{"author_name":"Mechamew","author_uid":"46811","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 7:27am","epoch":1418196120,"text":"Hahaha! What did I just play?!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>This is so great! Really interesting combination of things here. After one play I don't feel I fully grasped how to bust out moves in the best way, but still had heaps of fun. Will try work on my moves!"},{"author_name":"MurderSantaTeam","author_uid":"47346","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:48pm","epoch":1418215380,"text":"so funny :))\r<br\/>great game."},{"author_name":"Yaroslav Kravtsov","author_uid":"44195","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:15pm","epoch":1418227800,"text":"Extremly LOL! Drunk robot on dance floor. Will wait fighting PvP game with same controls."},{"author_name":"2Bit","author_uid":"47684","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:50am","epoch":1418273100,"text":"Hilarious and interesting game. Love the idea. Looks great too"},{"author_name":"Milktoast","author_uid":"3609","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 12:22am","epoch":1418343420,"text":"I always suspected I was a robot."},{"author_name":"Caliber_Project","author_uid":"41779","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 12:37am","epoch":1418344320,"text":"For a game jam entry this looks very polished. Well done! I recall you were streaming online to learn how to code in Unity: what I'm getting at is if this game was the result of putting in the work to learn since then, then this is pretty damn impressive."},{"author_name":"Acuity","author_uid":"34803","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 5:54am","epoch":1418363340,"text":"Wahahahahh this is the best!"},{"author_name":"DDRKirby(ISQ)","author_uid":"7285","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 5:57am","epoch":1418363520,"text":"A QWOP-like dance central game?  YES.  Even if most of the time I felt like it was grading us arbitrarily, it felt amazing to coordinate with my friend to get RADICAL :D"},{"author_name":"Zimennik","author_uid":"38767","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 9:27am","epoch":1418376120,"text":"Nice idea, but controlls is 2hard4me."},{"author_name":"iShadow","author_uid":"44857","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 10:51am","epoch":1418467560,"text":"Greatness in every aspect! My only concern is my USB keyboard that can only register 6 key presses at once."},{"author_name":"Incredible Ape","author_uid":"12165","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 7:00pm","epoch":1418496900,"text":"lol http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/oigGTyU.png"},{"author_name":"Wertle","author_uid":"22452","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 8:42pm","epoch":1418503020,"text":"This game cracked me up! I had a lot of fun laughing at the silly poses, and trying to keep track of the answer options. Impossibly hard, yes! However, if you want to mess with this further, I think it could easily be ramped up. I wish the controls were just on the screen all the time, I think it's hard enough even knowing what you're doing that it wouldn't detract from difficulty or anything like that. Great job!"}],"images":["ld31\/21887-7cd6067ab150a8377554d892458c26fe.jpg","ld31\/21887-f0cd04c6a8f0fb9eb460d4b055daf8ba.jpg","ld31\/21887-d3b58050043fd933da62b1b5cf6239b9.jpg","ld31\/21887-95a7b4073d4b7289b360c28e507972e9.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/robotloveskitty.com\/jdddccw\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"15048","g_author":"21887","g_event":"LD31","g_eventkey":"26","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"15078","g_title":"Just Dance Dance Discotron Central: Cobra War","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"72","g_commentcount":"26","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/21887-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/21887-shot1.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/21887-shot2.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/21887-shot3.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"\r\nAfter the century long robot wars of 1972, a young robot tries desperately to hide it's identity, and happens to be at the disco trying to pick up a date for the evening.\r\n----------\r\nIt's a keyboard party game!\r\nfor 1-X players (you share a keyboard)\r\nFor MAXIMUM fun, I recommend the Free Dance mode, since the Campaign is pretty impossible right now without practice.\r\n\r\n\r\nget into position before the \"groove\" timer runs out, and to make sure your secret robot identity is safe, answer your dance partners questions as human-like as possible! (I know it's hard, that's because you are a robot)\r\n\r\nCONTROLS: \r\n(hah good luck if you are alone, we were cruel)\r\n123 - Answer questions\r\nQWE - One of your arms\r\nIOP - Your other arm\r\nKL; - Your Leg\r\nASD - Torso and height\r\n\r\n\r\nAs for the theme, you never leave the disco screen! Also it will never be ported to the Nintendo DS, we promise.\r\n\r\n\r\nMuch Disco! Many Missing features! Much Teamwork! Wow!\r\n\r\nHope you enjoy!","title":"Just Dance Dance Discotron Central: Cobra War"}