Intergalactic Alien Boy Band Conquest by Lady Beardo

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made by Lady Beardo for LD32 (JAM)
You have been kidnapped by aliens. They want your help in subduing the human race and taking over earth. What is the weapon they will use to over come the people of earth? A boy band powerful enough to induce a global swoon.

This game was made with Twine in a hurry.

Choose:
--Hair
--Attitude
--Style
to assemble your boy band weapon. 3x3x3 --> 27 combinations, each with a unique evaluation by the alien invaders.

Intention was to build the whole band, and chose to have between 3 and 6 members, but time constraints mean you just get to build one.

You can win this game and over come the aliens, or you can lose and the aliens take over earth. In a third outcome, the aliens think you did a bad job and make you choose to try again or accept death.

Ratings

Coolness 61% 3
Overall(Jam) 3.19 535
Fun(Jam) 3.28 350
Graphics(Jam) 3.03 645
Humor(Jam) 4.28 9
Innovation(Jam) 3.19 451
Mood(Jam) 3.31 343
Theme(Jam) 4.03 74

Feedback

Cheshyr
20. Apr 2015 · 17:13 UTC
amusing game; the flavor text was clever. nice submission.
binarycoder
20. Apr 2015 · 17:15 UTC
Enjoyed the alien descriptions of each selection.
binarycoder
20. Apr 2015 · 17:16 UTC
Enjoyed the alien descriptions of each selection. Great humor, albeit a bit lacking in "gaminess"
Artylo
20. Apr 2015 · 17:18 UTC
Really clever for a twine game! I like how it shows you completed boy band at the end. Humorous overall!
kyyrma
20. Apr 2015 · 17:18 UTC
Ha, very short but at least I got a good laugh out of it. Some spelling mistakes here and there, but nothing major.
Kinzata
20. Apr 2015 · 17:19 UTC
Love the text! First game this jam that made me fully laugh out loud!
🎤 Lady Beardo
20. Apr 2015 · 17:38 UTC
Thanks folks! Sorry for the typos-- ran out of steam on the proof reading. Still fixing some as I see them.
Jan Marcano
20. Apr 2015 · 19:15 UTC
The flavor text made it for me haha. it was pretty good, had a good time playing thru it and trying out different combinations :)
sally_anne
20. Apr 2015 · 19:52 UTC
I really liked the alien interpretation of everything, especially the torture options.
dlowe
20. Apr 2015 · 22:02 UTC
thanks for the game!
mandolin
21. Apr 2015 · 00:28 UTC
Very cool game! The flavor text was top tier and the graphical design was spot on. Don't car if it's short, I loved it!
LordKawaii
21. Apr 2015 · 02:08 UTC
I laughed so hard. Amazing.
PaperBlurt
21. Apr 2015 · 06:39 UTC
Nice design and fun concept.
The background was a bit tough on the eyes.
But the general framework was great.
Quirky and short.
BeardoGames
21. Apr 2015 · 16:46 UTC
Haha, that flavor text!
wg_phancock
22. Apr 2015 · 02:14 UTC
Just FYI: Breakin' 2 is better than Breakin' - but only because it has Electric Boogaloo on its side. I learned this long ago in a Blockbuster Video.

I liked the humor and concept! I had to go back and try multiple times just to see the funny outcomes.
emmelineprufrock
23. Apr 2015 · 04:59 UTC
Terribly amusing, love the art.
OnlySlightly
23. Apr 2015 · 05:00 UTC
I loved getting to see my boyband member at the end. Really cute game. Thanks for making this!
Traumendes_Madchen
23. Apr 2015 · 20:02 UTC
Very short but funny game. Who whoul have thought boys band were infiltrated to swoon us to death XD? I'm glad to see there was a Twine game after all, I didn't see many for the moment =).
dyfer
26. Apr 2015 · 09:55 UTC
haha very funny game ! if you're still tracking down spelling mistakes I saw some on the suave face character ;) Very unique entry, good job!