TOUCH MY POOBY by sxmn
what is a pooby? i don't know, i can only describe it
cool facts about this game:
-coded in java
-plays like a really bad SNL sketch
-probably the greatest game to ever exist within a folder on my desktop called "LD32"
-i thought it was funny at first but now it seems dumb and i wasted a whole weekend
What can a man accomplish in 48 hours? Nothing. Nothing good, at least. But a man CAN destroy his own life in seconds. I give you TOUCH MY POOBY -- a work of art in secret universes, to be cherished only under old earth or in deep abysses beyond the horizon of sight and sound.
"Quite possibly the greatest game of our time." - PC Gamer Magazine
"The pinnacle of game design." - Extra Credits
"This is better than any book I've read." - Harold Bloom
"The 'pooby' is a new ideology which pushes the boundaries of our current geopolitical systems." - Slavoj Zizek
"I support this in my election campaign and designate the pooby as my running mate." - Rand Paul 2016 vote for Rand Paul
"9/10" - IGN
"10/10" - Gamespot
cool facts about this game:
-coded in java
-plays like a really bad SNL sketch
-probably the greatest game to ever exist within a folder on my desktop called "LD32"
-i thought it was funny at first but now it seems dumb and i wasted a whole weekend
What can a man accomplish in 48 hours? Nothing. Nothing good, at least. But a man CAN destroy his own life in seconds. I give you TOUCH MY POOBY -- a work of art in secret universes, to be cherished only under old earth or in deep abysses beyond the horizon of sight and sound.
"Quite possibly the greatest game of our time." - PC Gamer Magazine
"The pinnacle of game design." - Extra Credits
"This is better than any book I've read." - Harold Bloom
"The 'pooby' is a new ideology which pushes the boundaries of our current geopolitical systems." - Slavoj Zizek
"I support this in my election campaign and designate the pooby as my running mate." - Rand Paul 2016 vote for Rand Paul
"9/10" - IGN
"10/10" - Gamespot
Ratings
| Coolness | 41% | 1634 |
| Overall | 3.32 | 411 |
| Audio | 2.67 | 565 |
| Fun | 3.65 | 149 |
| Graphics | 2.82 | 700 |
| Humor | 4.14 | 18 |
| Innovation | 3.25 | 453 |
| Mood | 2.95 | 533 |
| Theme | 3.65 | 305 |
The enemies left was confusing at first as I thought the person in the bottom right corner was an enemy (especially since he seems to disappear when I click him), but I quickly figured out how the game and upgrades work.
Beat the game in 351 seconds, and it was certainly entertaining for said period.
Good job.
Took me 199,78 seconds. Full on glass cannon is the One True Path.
It was great.
This is what will finally kill the Pokemon series. Kids will be running around with Poobys filling their pockets, trying to collect them all, worrying their parents by yelling "I wanna touch your Pooby!", battling Poobys and Hatmans in the back alley behind the convenience store that mommy said to avoid. Yeah. It's gonna be GREAT!
I actually did have a lot of fun with this weird game. You have a strange sense of humor, and I like it!
I thought this game might just be a quirky novelty but it was a genuinely fun experience with an excellent atmosphere all of its own. Thanks for making it!